Celestial Slamtoons updated 11/12/2014

Mormon LDS Betrayal Brethren Church Essays 2014.

Some Church That I Used To Know

Tune: "Somebody I Used To Know by Gotye and Kimbra" - 11/10/2014 - created by cricket

[Former Mormon:]
Now and then I think of when I used to belong
Like when I said I felt so happy but I lied
Told myself this is the way for me
But felt so empty out of harmony
But that was then and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of madness
Like enduring to the end, always the end
So when I found it all made no sense
Well there was just no may to make amends
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

Oh yes, I had to cut you off
Wishing being Mormon never happened and that it was nothing
And now you are not worthy of
My respect because your creepy cult behavior feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
To now ignore me and never care enough to ask me why
I guess that I'll let it show
Now you're just some church that I used to know

Now Joe and Brigham are just some prophets I used to know
Now free from insanity, let me go.

[The Mormon Church:]
Come on back now so again we can bend you over
Making you believe it was always something that you'd done
We want you to live this way
Living by every word we say
You really can't let us go
We are Jesus Christ's only true and living church you know

[Former Mormon:]
Oh yes I had to cut you off
Can't pretend it never happened and that you were nothing
Now it's about you not being worthy of
My respect, you're the stranger that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Take my time and money and treat me like a number
For sure I don't need that though
Now you're the church that I really got to know

[x2]
Some strange church
(I used to know)
So-called church
(Now you're just some oddity that I used to know)

(I used to know)
(That I used to know)
(I used to know)
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