I wonder if we could buy these stones to rebuild the Ogden temple? - by 6 iron

"Hmmmm, we could add a replica of this at the Mall of God. After all, what's a few more million?"

or

"If we had one of these, the faithful could stick money in the cracks instead of prayers." - - by Stray Mutt

"This looks like a great place for a mall."

His spider sense alerting him to the danger nearby, Spiderman tries to blend in until ready to strike.

"Hey, where are all the widows Oaks said would be here?"

"I hope they give me back my bag of pork rinds when I leave." - by Changed Man

Monson makes pilgrimage and is confused: "Oh, I thought you said it was the 'Whaling Wall'"!!?? - by Flanders

"Camelot! Camelot! Camelot!" "...it's just a model..." "QUIET!" - by Dogger Dog

"Oh my heck! I thought the press would be here. - by Helen

Oh God, hear the words of my mouth" whoever you are! - by Steven

The Lord has revealed to me that the LDS church should rebuild the temple here. You Jews and Muslims have no objections, right? - by Ahentia

I'm the only one here with a New Name when Elohim arrives and says, "What is wanted?" - by Helen

What was is again? Wipe with the left and eat with the right or wipe with the...jeez I gotta go! - by Jonny the Smoke

These are perfect for the Luau! Even better than the stones we took from the beach in Maui! - by Jonny the Smoke

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Little do these mere Gentiles know that I possess the most awesome super-powers in this place!

(bump)

Oh, pardon me, sir.

Uh...yeah, and a Merry l'Chaim ta you too, buddy! - by flattopSF

Yes, I am a Mormon, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum...
...All day long I widder-orphan-um!
And I am THE Mor-mon!
I don't have to work hard...
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy RICH,
Yidle-diddle-IDLE Mor-mon! - by flattopSF

This is kind of a stupid place for a glory hole. - by Baka Boy

Ahhhh... when I rub up against hard, scratchy surfaces like this one it reminds me I still have one. - by SD

In a thought bubble, "Hmmmm. I wonder where I can get a set of cool tights and a fur hat like those other guys! Wouldn't Packer be jealous!" - by Skunk Puppet

OK, where are the compass & square slits so I can do the secret handshakes with God ? Oh, whoops! Different sacred wall! Different temple! - by anon