LDS Security forces in Palmyra, New York responded to a tip by the still small voice that Al Queda had gone from persecution mode to attack mode against its number one threat, Mormonism.

This photo captures none other than Osama Bin Laden himself in the act of destroying the Sacred Grove with weapons of mo-destruction manufactured in America including Roundup, Killzall and Weeb B Gone.

Al Queda operatives had infiltrated the last General Conference priesthood meeting where their suspicion of the Mormon plans to conquer the world were confirmed.

Osama Bin Laden formulated the terrorist attack after hearing Hinckley declare, "Events in the Sacred Grove started the process of the restoration of all power from God to mankind through modern Mormon prophets. Therefore the Sacred Grove is the heart of our work which commenced in America to spread the gospel as we conquer all nations."

Upon capture by Church Security's crack Gadianton Righteous Underworld Neo-Terrorist (GRUNT) unit, Bin Laden was forced to appear at a priesthood "Court of Love."

The Court of Love under the watchful eye of Boyd K Packer sentenced Bin Laden to a blood atonement by beheading with the Sword of Laban at the hands of the Three Nephites.

The sentence is to be carried out in the newly dedicated Kabul Afghanistan Temple just prior to the "true order of prayer" as the patrons practice their endowment penalties. - concept by Concrete Zipper - image and silliest details by cricket