dude, you must have a LOT of time on your hands... get a life and leave mormons alone... - 12/27/2002 - anon

I am a Latter-Day Saint and this web site is BLASPHIMOUS! YOU SHOULD BE ASHEMES OF YOURSELFS!!! - 12/27/2002 - anon
Editor's Note: Funny how the more self-righteous and angry, the more spelling errors there are.

This document is just playing silly. - 12/25/2002 - anon

I am so horribly upset that you have nothing better to do than to put down other's religion. I think that you need to get the facts about a religion before you start publiciting false things! I am very dissapointed that you would guak at such sacret things such as a patriarchal blessing..... and so you know a patriarchal blessing is not fortune teller it isn't like phycics! Please get the facts or at least find something better to do than to make a fool out of your selves! - 12/24/2002 - from Mormon girl - jentay88

I would like to say that all of you can FUCK OFF. If all you can do is tear down some religion that is basically good and talk about how it is so wrong what a bunch of pussy ass losers! Most of you are probably mormons who don't want to follow it anymore just leave it alone. Go back to fucking your assholes or orgies whatever you do. Quit wasting your time because you have no self discipline to follow anything. What a bunch of cock sucking freaks. See you in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 12/23/2002 - anon

ISN'T IT CRAZY HOW EVERYONE TRIES TO STAB AT THE MORMONS AND WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN. A CULT... NOT CHRISTIANS... AND THEN YOU BRING IN THE HOUSES OF THE PROPHETS AND APOSTLES. NICE JOB! YOU'RE ALL DOING VERY WELL AT DRIVING AWAY THE PEOPLE FROM OUR CHURCH. I THINK THE HOUSES WILL DRIVE MAYBE....NO ONE AWAY. NEITHER CHRIST NOR HIS APOSTLES US TO PERSECUTE OTHERS FOR THEIR BELIEFS. THE TRUE CHURCH WAS ALWAYS PERSECUTED IN THE ANCIENT TIMES AND HAS BEEN EVER SINCE IT WAS RESTORED BY THE PROPHET JOSEPH. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PICTURE TAKER BECAUSE YOU HAVE JUST PUT YOURSELF IN THE SAME POSITION AS ALL THE REST WHO HAVE TRIED TO TEAR DOWN THE TRUTH. TRUE CHRISTIANS WOULD NEVER TEAR DOWN ANY ONE ELSE FOR THEIR BELIEFS. WE ARE CHRISTIANS, WE BELIEVE IN HIM WHO HAS ATONED FOR OUR SINS. WE TRY TO FOLLOW HIS GREAT EXAMPLE, AND YOU WILL NOT FIND ANYTHING DIFFERENT IN THE DOCTRINE THAT WE PREACH. - 12/14/2002 - from LN

This is a pathetic website. Pretty sad that you guys have nothing better to do than to try to hurt the mormon church. No one is perfect and everyone will be judged by the Lord and I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when it happens!! - 12/14/2002 - from Amy

I think your entire website is silly. I'm not a Mormon, but if you tead the old & new testaments, you will find many practices hard to understand. Does that entitle us to ridicule something we don't understand, but God does? Unless you are an Athest and believe anything of God is pure nonsense, you can't dismiss any Christian practice simply because they seem absurd to you. I'm certain they are not to God! Think about it. - 12/14/2002 - from M.D, from California
Editor's Note: We commend this astute person for the brilliant observation that this "entire lampoon site is silly." We take this as a compliment. Thank you very much.

The LDS Chruch is the ONLY true church and all you losers who say it aint need a life....so go get one!!! - from bluemoonglow06@yahoo.com - 12/13/2002

this is the worst site ever. u should be kicked off. half these people might be lying or just dont have faith. some might have gotten theirs at the wrong time."I wore short skirts when I was seventeen and got my blessing". a partriarchical blessing is holy. no one is perfect so they will get warnings in their blessins. u should take your blessing seriously, not disregard it.u should be ready for ur blessing. I have not gotten mine yet and was looking up info but this site is worse than porn. R u even mormon? If u r, were u ever serious about your beliefs? this is the true church and no one deserves to degrade it! Im not condeming u but u should look over ur book of mormon. u have the gospel, now u have to use it 4 the right. U will someday stand before the lord. and this is from the mouth of a 14 year old. From the mouth of babes. - 12/13/2002 - from Amanda, loud and proud

Too bad you people have to berate someone, anyone. Get a life. - 12/01/2002 - anon

I'm not LDS, probably won't ever be...but from what I can see from what's been written, it looks like this site is a forum for a bunch of white trash. - 11/24/2002 - anon
Editor's Correction: This is a "white and delightsome trash" web site.

this is a really appalling web site and i think it should be removed. - 11/24/2002 - anon

Honestly, the worst thing you can do is ignore Mormons. For two reasons. It drives them crazy trying to get your attention. But more significantly, they need us or they are only going to get even more closed minded, whacky and out of touch. In the long run all these little shittricks might actually help the Mormons, by pushing them in the direction of getting their act together. - 11/24/2002 - from Leaving but can't leave them alone

I don't understand the anger of many people. How can someone, in their right mind go up against an organization which proclaims faith and love. Not only that, but teaches about Christ, repentance, making a bad man good, and a good man better.

I truly don't understand you people.

My suggestion for you is to repent and try to start all over with your lives. - 11/24/2002 - lamanita1@rogers.com

You're a Mormon and have no taste... I hope you burn in Hell for being so stupid! Get a life, and leave others alone that have one - 11/23/2002 - anon

Submission from ctus@excite.com


This site is so cool!!!  I just found it today and man was I suprised!!  
I only wish I had thought of it first.
I mean, what a productive use of time to slander and ridicule a group of people who are
generally speaking, honest and hardworking!!  You must be so proud of yourself.  
And the benefits you must receive from this kind of selfless activity.  Dedicating your life
and probably any free time to enlightening those poor, ignorant mormans who have lived 
their pitiful lives with blinders permanantly attatched to their heads.
My only hope is that someday I'll be so blessed as to find such a worthwhile and fullfilling 
activity to dedicate my life to.

Is this suposed to be an insolt or complement I'm confused. I am thirteen and have more wisdom than the makers of this site1 - 11/16/2002 - anon

dear sir,

While i Am LDS, I may not be active but you my friend are the biggest piece of shit that I know. this web site is the most foolish thing that I have ever scene. One might wonder why you would spend the time to slander the church unless there was some validity to what is written in the book of mormon. I am sorry that you are such a coward that you have not taken the time to read it but maybe some day you will.'

Sincerley,
MN3(EOD/ESW) Brian J. Cantrell
US NAVAL SPECIAL FORCES

How can anyone be so mean and do something like this.....do you know anything about the mormons? what religion are you people? i'm no mormon but i know several and they are good people.....unlike you scumbags who have nothing better to do with your life!!!! - 11/16/2002 - from rottinhellUscumsucker

how you guys are soo cool, lets make fun of other religions because we have no friends! - 11/09/2002 - anon

I think there's something wrong with the way you present Latter Day Saints, and yourselves. I've never done anything to you, but you hurt me anyways. I guess you and i have got off to a bad start. - 11/07/2002 - Summer

This church is true and all you non belivers will be tought the scriptures in the next life! Sucks to be you! - 11/07/2002 - anon

YOU GUYS ARE SICK AND TWISTED!!! GET A LIFE AND GET OFF THE MORMONS' BACK - 11/07/2002 - anon

Hello! This is the most primitive and disgusting site against a wondeful faith that I have seen on the net so far. Your method to ridicule and attack the LDS church is truly a low, no, the lowest level of communication. If you are members of a church you are a shame for your church. But since you don't hesitate to also ridicule Christ in your comics, I tend to think you are atheists or Satanists. However, I felt like vomiting. - 11/05/2002 - puking for Jesusanon

fools... I am sorry that your lives have all been so seemingly shattered by the fact that you felt brainwashed. call me brainwashed. call me a TBM. call me a fool. your bitterness and insecurity is a sign of your shallow hearts and feeble understanding. - 11/04/2002 - anon

this site is sick, don't you have anything better to do with your life??? i'm not mormon, but you are just sick judging people you don't even know. are you to afraid to find out for your self what people are. you must be american because you really are a sick person - 11/04/2002 - anon

This is one of the most ridiculous websites I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. I am not pious or a prude, and it is not that I am offended by the blasphemy, as much as the total lack of wit and intelligence found here. The jive family proclamation is more than silly, whoever wrote it just set back mormonism by 50 years. Who in the hell finds this funny? - 11/02/2002 - from epp_richard@hotmail.com

You know, we're allowed our free agency to choose whether to good or evil. I would bet that you were allowed through the temple doors so that you can get your just punishment one day. - 11/02/2002 - anon

whoever created this website, is going to be sorry. - 11/02/2002 - anon

say what you will, but i have prayed and i agree that the LDS church is true. no i am not a member but a 19 year old girl trying to figure out what God wants for me. - 11/02/2002 - anon

you are all a bunch of niggers. and i mean that in the most literal sense possible - 11/01/2002 - reo_speed@hotmail.com

This attitude and intolerance of religion gives us Northern Ireland, and Israel. Mormons have the right to be Mormon and not be mocked, just as black people aren't to be mocked. - 11/01/2002 - from For democracy and religious liberty

you all need to jump off a cliff - 10/27/2002 - from SuperMormon

I think you are talking out your butt, because your mouth knows better. LDS people do not go to other chruches and proteast and make fun of them. So why don't you leave our church alone. - 10/27/2002 - anon

loser - 10/26/2002 - anon

When you typed up all this slander
did you even think.
when you dissed on others faith
and what God has saith
now you are all lost.

Oh, how hard hearts kill the strong ones
but we will still rise above.
So even if you make up all these puns
we will rise again some day.

Do you write all this mumbo-jumbo
just because you doubt?
Testimony needs some friendship
not a man who always disses
what he knows is true.

Oh, how hard hearts kill the strong ones
but we will still rise above.
So even if you make up all these puns
we will rise again some day.

You have not dicouraged me
for I know the truth
and tonight when i pray
you will be there to
no matter what you think.

Oh, how hard hearts kill the strong ones
but we will still rise above.
So even if you make up all these puns
we will rise again some day.

(think people...just think)

by the way-it is called the church of jesus christ of latter day saints(lds) not mormon! - 10/25/2002 - lindsey (a very angry lds member)

Wow, all of you who wrote in your smart little comments are really ignorant. Most of you are people who got imbittered because you screwed up and and got excommunicated and now since you can't take responsibility for your own actions you have to go and blame it a church. Sounds kinda stupid doesn't it? 10/23/2002 - anon

You are a sick person, just think how many people you are bringing into the very chyrch you hate so much. You do the LDS Church more good than bad, keep up the good work. - 10/23/2002 - from JOHN

This whole website is just sick and wrong. How dare any of you condem The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. - 10/23/2002 - anon

some people seem to enjoy padding their resume to go straight to hell. - 10/23/2002 - anon

get lives...all of you. - 10/23/2002 - anon

This is THE worst sight I have ever seen. You guys need to get a clue, and actually get to know mormons. Not just judge them on this crap listed above. And yes, I AM a Mormon, and I really don't appreciate the things on this site. And for your info, we did not eat green jell-o for dinner and my mother does not have 14 children. I suggest you get a life and investigate Mormonism the way it should be. We don't go bashing on your faiths, so leave ours alone! - 10/21/2002 - anon

Ok, this site is stupid! It's not true and it only leads ppl to believe in false things. I think that all those slam toons and altering of the pics is not only a waste of time, but disrespectful and wrong. Ppl like u make this world a bad place to live in! *Thanx and have a....nice day.* Have fun on the road to repentance! - 10/21/2002 - anon

If your purpose to this Web site is to spread bigotry, you're doing a great job. I can feel hate surging in me right now for my fellow human beings. I assume you're not only anti-Mormon, but anti-Christian also, since there are some entries in your dictionary that I find quite childish and hurtful. You seem somewhat obsessed. I suggest another hobby, like working at a homeless shelter or a hospital - something to keep you grounded in what's really important: people (even Mormon or Christian people!). If I get you right, Mormonism equals evil. That seems like a pretty "black and white" way of thinking to me. Aren't you exercising your own brand of cultural imperialism and epistemic violence, just as you accuse others of doing? What makes your way of living superior to theirs? Why do you think you're more enlightened then they are? Since you don't seem to believe in God, where do you think your incredible wisdom comes from? (that word play on testify and testical was especially urbane). - 10/20/2002 - from a non-Mormon:

HOW SAD... Christ taught us to be "Peacemakers". Most of you do not fit into that isotope. As certain as the sun will rise tomorrow, you TOO will someday die! And, when you do, do you truly feel you can meet your maker & surmize his blessing, knowing that you've made mockery out of a Catholic, Baptist, LDS, Muslim or any others' faith? I likely think not.

Why do many of us tend to think "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence?" Do we not truly (Deep within ourselves)know the absolute truth? I believe any reasonable gardener could tell us. The answer is "FERTILIZER!" And we all know where the best FERTILIZER comes from, don"t we? So, for those who indeed jump over that fence (As seemingly most of you commenting on this web site have), making mocking others' faith, do not be surprised if, someday, upon death, you'll look up to your maker & only then realize in jumping that fence you've landed up to your knees in manure and/or quicksand. You have your free-agency---use it. But; may I caution you? Use it VERY WISELY!!! Just a thought to ponder: Matthew 7:12-14! - 09/19/2002 - anon

Submission from The Epistle of Halliwell I to the Children of disbelief and Contention

Ye that embark in the service of the Devil will be brought before the judgement bar to reap all that ye have done on the earth, hence if it be that of evil works. Wo unto they who disclaim the true love and opened arms of God, to go up arms against his Church and his teachings. Wo unto they which are in disbelief for they shall inherit the lake of fire which hath waiteth for them. May those who beaken unto evil and support this site be warn of this epistle unto you. the day hath cometh, where all will be judged. Blessed unto thee. - 09/10/2002 - anon

YOU ARE SICK AND WROTN - 09/06/2002 - anon

repent and be rebaptized - 09/01/2002 - anon

I can't believe you people submitting some of the things you do on this. - 08/29/2002 - anon

I am sorry, how can you loose your time with that, don´t you have a purpouse in life, i am not Mormon anymore, but I am worry in to study, to get money, to love etc...I can belive that a normal person can to write this kind of thing. - 10/12/2002 - from cbsud@bol.com.br
Editor's note: The Lampoon editors have never claimed to be "normal" and probably never will make such a claim.

Man, the devil really got a hold of you all. It aint too late to repent...Church is true...dont worry, the lord will have mercy on you all...laterz... - 10/12/2002 - from LDS 4 EVER

This web page is a joke. Waste your time and talents to destroy the true and everlasting gospel. Use your time wisely for in the world to come you shall all serve you master, for me I shall serve GOD. Have a nice day. Kill with kindness, love with faith, treat thy neighbor as thy self and judge no one except thy self.

Keep smiling!!!! - 10/11/2002 - anon

The CC is a large building yes. The Rameumpton is relitivly small compared right? yes... just as you hold a quorter to a dollar in 1925 a quorter would get you a ticket to the movies and and bag of popcorn now it is $9.00 The Rameumpton was enormous for its time. But the CC is not the biggest building around. Tower of Babel fell as did the two towers but the CC still stands. Oh yeah P.Hinckley did nothing to you so why do you crap on his teachings and his age. He is just out to help people live a better life. - 10/11/2002- Submission from Bust a cap up yo a$$ B!tch

I feel so sorry for you guys. How sad... - 10/10/2002 - anon

"live and let live" is that in your scriptures? You left Mormondom, now move on. - 10/10/2002 - from Not a Mormon just tolerant

I have no problem with tastful lampooning but you guys take the cake. To bad yours is coverd with earwigs and flys. You go to far. To bad you can't feed the homeless and serve you time better. Sad Real Sad!!! - 10/10/2002 - anon

Mock if you will. God has a sense of humor-he created each of you. But the last laugh will be upon you at the day of judgement. You are offensive by your lack of concern for others. - 10/10/2002 - anon

IM TIRED OF ALL THESE MORMONS BEIN SO PATIENT WITH YOU U GAY FAGGIT. ALL THEY'RE DOIN IS TRYIN TO GET U TO STOP. I MAY BE MORMON, BUT IM NOT PERFECT, SO IM NOT GONNA TURN THE FREAKIN OTHER CHEEK. I COULD MAKE A SITE THATS ACTUALLY FUNNY THAT MAKES FUN OF PEOPLE WHO FOUND THE TRUTH, THEN DENIED IT LIKE THEY NEVER KNEW IT WAS TRUE. I MEAN R U JUST TRYIN TO BE A LITTLE QUEER REBEL OR ARE U JUST MENTALLY RETARDED. EMAIL ME ANYTIME U WANT HOMO - 10/09/2002 - from zabriskie_kid00@hotmail.com

If u dont be in the church anymore than thats fine....go get a life u queer. IM not goin around makin sites about anti-mormons. Why do u think u make these sites? Is it becuase u have personal prablems? awww thats too bad live with it faggit - 10/09/2002 - from zabriskie_kid00@hotmail.com

I understand that many of you are in many ways have been disaffected by the LDS religion. It is a shame that you choose to denegrate others because of "incidents" that have occurred amongst a small population of the LDS people. I hope that you also feel similarly towards others,for instance,the Catholic church, where abuse is also present. Please be an equally supportive discriminator against all faiths and just not the one that hurt your feelings. - 10/04/2002 - anon

I can not believe that someone would actually make a site like this... I fealt bad for even going to this site because it was so wrong and so dumb!! - 10/04/2002 - anon

very ignorant!! - 10/03/2002 - anon

How stupid are you all really? - 10/01/2002 - anon

You truly have gone out on a limb to expose yourself as truly idiotic human beings. You have taken sacred things and turned them into a mockery. Shame on you. - 09/30/2002 - anon

I am not mormon. But I think you guys are pretty evil. I dont think the mormon church is true but i know that the mormon church is good. I rather have me kids be mormon than nothing. It teaches good morals and ethics. So who cares if they wear weird clothing. I mean moses didn't? He didn't wear weird clothing? Of course he did. I read what mormos believe in adam and god, they think that adam was a great man but god and adam are different. I started reading your crap and i thought maybe you were right now i know that you tell big lies. I don't think the mormon is true but at least they don't trick people into joining unlike you! - 09/28/2002 - from tallyturner@msn.com

To the people who visit this site, Its a pretty good looking site, although that it is very faith diminishing for people of that faith. All I can say to you all, is to "ask and you shall recieve, knock and it shall be opened unto you". Why must you harden your hearts against the doctrine of others? I dare not to judge those who dwell in mocking the Restored Church, that bears the name of our lord, Jesus Christ. For who am I to judge another? All I can say unto you, the multitude of the Children of Contention and of Babylon, your decision to mock and go against the Church of God will meet you in the Final Judgement, and in the Glorious day when the Lord hath return. - 09/10/2002 - anon

May I suggest an interesting experiment- try running word print analysis over these comments. You may be shocked! (Or not, if you know the usual tactics.) Haha! - 08/24/2002 - anon

Trash the whole thing!!! You'er sick...sick!!! - 08/23/2002 - anon

I have fought as a volunteer in Viet-Nam, served my country and my God to the best of my ability. It is said that you serve either the natural man, which is an enemy to God. Or the Spritual Man. after seeing what is on your web site all I can say is that I will pray for you - 08/21/2002 - from ljtavares@bigvalley.net

Looks like somebody was x'ed and couldn't get back in. Work hard. Be good. The atonement can still help. Good luck! Love, Crozier - 08/20/2002 - from wcrozier@hotmail.com

Follow These Steps. It's NOT wise to oppose GOD. Remember the Hebrews? His so-called people? What did He do to them for rebelling and mocking Him? He killed them. This is a matter of history.

You might consider leaving the Church alone. Move on, find another hobby, make some friends, and be nice.

Mormons are human. Some of us get angry. We live in todays world "brother & sisters", wake up and realize we all make mistakes and have need of "Our" Savior: All Of US!

We're doing what we are commanded to do, and at the same time we thought we could make some new friends at the same time.

One last note. Pray often. Read "Your" scriptures. Be nice, give selfishly of your time and energies. - 08/10/2002 - anon

Have you ever felt what The Spirit is like? That warm peace burning inside you, literally BURNING to the very depths of your soul? Do you know what it's like to feel God's love, to hear his voice, not in your ear, but to feel the words in your heart? As a former Latter Day Saint, did you ever once feel the presence of the Holy Ghost?

I say this because, if, when you were still a member, you felt the undeniable feeling of the Holy Ghost in your heart, then you would not deny all the wondrous things the gospel has to offer. Why must you break down the Church? How is it making you any better? Even if you don't believe in what The Latter Day Saints stand for, you must know that negativity in any form, is bad, and does not progress one's self to any higher of a level. Why must you waste your time breaking down what so many believe. If you do not believe in this Church, then find something that you do believe in.

It is better to believe in some something, than to believe in the anti-belief of something. - 08/09/2002 - Neal - Homeness@hotmail.com

u know i have been a mormon all my life. i came onto this site originally looking for things against my religion but my faith has come out stronger. i have realized that since there are so many people against the mormon church but u never see any against any other faith that shows me that something most be truthful with what the mormon church teaches if the devil works so hard against it. i feel real sad that u all have been blinded by the devil's evil. can u believe that u people spend your lifes tearing down on one's belief. u must have a great life. yours truly, hawaiian mormon - 08/13/2002

O ye spellers of iniquity! Verily verily I say unto you...get a life, get a dictionary, and improve thy grammar (or is it thine grammar?)! Mostly get a life.... - 08/11/2002 - anon

Wandered over to your site....whatta waste of my time! - 08/11/2002 - anon

I personally hate this site, because most of it is a bunch of lies. You could not get into the temple after hours, or have sex in the font. Forget most of it, ALL of this is a bunch of crap. - 08/11/2002 - Angry, Avid Mormon

why do you want to be so cruel to a loving people? this is wrong what you are doing. if it had not been for these wonderful people coming into my life i may be dead today. they helped me find myself and showed me how to turn my life over to Heavenly Father. those with authority gave me a hands on healing and a blessing and cured me threw Jesus Christ from a life long dependancy of drugs and alcohol. how can something so great as this be wrong? i have never met a more loving people than those that belong to the LDS church, not even in my own family. please stop trying to hurt us. - 08/11/2002 - signed JESUSRULES

I feel sorry for anyone who would attack anothers religion. I've always wanted to know why ex-mormons turn and attack. why not just walk away and say to yourself "I don't agree with that thinking." - 08/10/2002 - anon

get a life you loosers ripping on other peoples religions! - 08/09/2002 - pissed off @ u

i would absolutely LOVE it if you would piss off and leave us alone. - 08/02/2002 - anon

Why don't you use your time more wisely?? There are people dying and suffering in the world, why don't you help them instead of trying to tear other people's faith. Don't be so jealous of the mormon church. You know this is the most succesful church in the world. I have great respect for mormons, I don't know what the problem is with you people, You all are just jelous. - 08/02/2002 - anon

you guys are serious nerds. why are you even wasting your time with your dumb coments about all this sex stuff. why dont you just have sex and like it and not think you have to make it all weird and involve church culture in to it. or maybe thats just it. your so involved in the culture that you cant leave it alone. do you actually think it gives you credentials if you say you are married in the temple and you like to do this or that. yeah, its all just a big joke. latter-day lampoon. ha ha. what a waiste of your life. - 08/02/2002 - from bustinstruss@hotmail.com

It's really too bad that someone has to devote their life and energy to tearing down other's beliefs. Especially when they use lies to do it. Maybe you need to attend some LDS meetings and get to know some active members of the church instead of listening to bitter ex-members. Try listening to some reliable sources.....or better yet, investigate it yourself by getting to know and associating with some normal, active, well-adjusted members of the church. Again, I feel sorry for someone who spends their life in such a negative way. Even if what you print were true, that doesn't make what you're doing right. - 07/23/2002 - from gb308@hotmail.com

I feel sorry for all af you! - 07/20/2002 - anon

I have no compunctions about saying this, though: A lampoon is the WORST type of diatribe and harangue that was ever invented. You were probably some snot-nosed kid raised on National Lampoon magazine (at a time when THIS writer was a mature adult and thought it all nonsense).

Although the word "lampoon" sounds about as inocuous as the word "prune" (a dried plum), it is VERY MUCH NOT! It's very purpose is to "put-down" (not the put-down of ideas but of individuals, themselves): and, for this reason I roundly condemn its use as the "pernicious tool" that it IS!

There is not an "ounce" of constructive value in ANY lampoon.

I rest my case! - 07/12/2002 - ICantBelieveItsNotButter

I am disgusted with this pathetic site. Do you have nothing better to do?? I am angered and probably should not write this in aner but in love. - 07/04/2002 - nikswa@hotmail.com

I am just wondering why you spend so much time bagging on mormons? Get a job, get a life and leave it alone. I think it is so funny that they make you so mad that you need to make web pages and find usless stories about them. I think if anything, they are effecting you- Rememeber that you will be very SORRY for the things you have said and done, I mark my life on it - 07/02/2002 -Solana

Can't you people find anything else to do then bring down the Mormons. Come on. Get a life. If you're gonna bring down Mormons why not the molesting Catholic Priests and the cheating protestants. Come on....instead of bring down religion why not let us practice our amendment right and let others do so too. - 06/22/2002 - anon

Hope all of you know what you are doing to yourself when you participate in this anti-LDS activity, because it is NOT good and I feel sorry for you! - 06/21/2002 - anon

You guys are a bunch of idiots, don't you have anything better to do with your time. Shit, give me some of it. I would love to have hours upon hours of time to waste. You are all so funny, and will burn in the fires of hell forever.- 06/21/2002 - twinriver2

you know what i am 14 and i am mormon i think you dont know what you are talking about everyone has there religion so just go live yours and let us live ours i dont think we did anything wrong to you if you think we did something email me at angel_2000_hotti@yahoo.com and tell me

You people make me so sick!! Well isn't this the work of Christ putting down other religions? Yah Im sure God is real please - 06/21/2002 - anon

I know that you all think you are tremendously funny, and I'm sure that you have nothing better to do. However, I'm confident that when port-a-potty employees encounter people who spend their time the way you do, they feel a lot better about their work environment. At least they eventually dispose of the crap that they transport around from place to place. But you guys are up to your necks in it 24/7, and you have more than grown accustomed to it: you revel in it, you ingest it, and you bathe yourselves in it. And now, it is in your system. It's a part of who you are, and anyone who meets you could smell it on your person from miles away.

You have utterly failed at generating anything of worth for even the basest most pathetic excuse for a human being. Yet if you are you trying to maintain any semblance of credibility, objectivity, or even intelligence on your website, which I would have a hard time believing, then perhaps you should change the subtitle of your website to, "Lame-duck Cynics Lacking Grey Matter." There's your new title. Wear it with pride. Say hi to David Khoresh for me next time you make it down to WACKO! - 06/14/2002 - from casting the first stone

hey, what is your problem with latterday saints? we are good people, we have never done anything to hurt you, why are you so full of spite towards us, we have done nothing but loved everyone, and tried to help them out, this site is very offensive, you don't see us making sites that bash your religions do you? then why don't you just leave us alone. please. and open your mind and your heart, read the Book of Mormon and pray about it with a sincere desire to know the truth. - 06/13/2002 - anon

Sing this to the tune of "How Great Thou Art"

Verse One:
The church is true, no matter what you anti's say, why bash on us, it does no one good, go spread the gospel, instead of picking on us, there is no time to try to bring us down. leave us alone, why can't you just stop now, it doesn't make sense, why you harass us so, leave us alone, oh please leave us alone, we didnt' do, anything to you.
Verse Two
How great the church, it will never fall, no matter what you evil anti's do, the church is great, it has inspired leaders, who love the world, and want to help them out. then sing this song, and read the book of mormon, come join our church, and go to heaven, please read this book, it will only do you good, open your minds, and let God in. 06/13/2002 - anon

you people try too hard. spend some time on something that will help . . .anyone at all - 06/08/2002

your are an idiot - 06/08/2002 - anon

A shocking display of intolerance, and predgudice. - 06/08/2002 - anon

you people are infantile; get a life! - 06/08/2002 - anon

Studied the BOM and the Church for 6 long years and can't say it's true. But I have Mormon friends and they are great. I also know wonderful Catholics and wonderful Born-Again Christians as I am. Everywhere there's good and bad people. Only God is perfect (and so is Christ). It did not help me to have the temple ceremony described in detail in such a way. I felt revolted and I wish I had never read it. - 05/25/2002 - Elinor

Here's a funny one for your FAQ: Do you guys actually have a life? - 04/13/2002 - anon

Are you all gone mad? Of course people can have opinions, and these are yours, but have you ever thought why do you dislike us (mormons) so much? I say that's work of the Devil, but you say it's just common sense. Well, we'll see after death who's right and who's not ;)... - 04/13/2002 - Elder Grim Reaper

This is all bogous. You don't even know what you are talking about! - 04/13/2002 - anon

First, this is not a subbmision, but a comment. I was wondering if this site was geared to make fun of the LDS Church, or to just have fun? I personally find this site a bit offensive. - 04/12/2002 - from angel_girl_03

Give it up, losers. - 03/31/2002 - anon

As I am looking over your site I am extremely sick to my stomack that someone would even waste their life putting together such pages. The fact that I found a number of copyrighted material on the pages tells me that this site should be shut down and the person responsible fined. What bothers me is that growing up in the church I leaned not to persecute others. This whole site reminds me of the Scribes and the Pharisees who persecuted Christ when He lived among them. This site is no different then them and they were wrong for persecuting the truth. You cannot have a half tesimony of the truth. YOU CANNOT SERVE GOD AND MAMMON. - 03/17/2002 - anon

Why waste your time attacking what you don't believe? Why not spend your time finding out what is true? I have nothing against people leaving the LDS or any other church. That is their right and privilage. From all the above posts it seems you are a rubbing your hands together just hoping that the church will fail so that you can say you are right.

The church might lose many members. They might even have negative growth, but that does not make the doctrine incorrect. If you wan't to discuss that then go ahead. Submit your own ideas of what is true or false. Enlighten yourselves instead of dwelling on the negative. - 03/17/2002 - James Skinner - sllz2@cc.usu.edu

Why must you say these terrible things? Every Mormon I have ever met honors every other religion that is uplifting. They hold nothing against anyone else. Oh, and by the way, their president is NOT paid. - 03/07/2002 - anon

You are pretty sick people. What do you have against Mormons? You do not have to follow their teachings, but I have never heard or seen them do anything against anyone else. - 03/06/2002 - anon

I know that everyone in here is retarded, and there is reason your not very smart, for you can not even spell correctly. I think it is disgusting what all of you have to say. And What ever happened to respect, I mean if you really wanted to leave the church fine, but you do not have to mock the beliefs, for we do not mock yours. Also It's probably true that all of you have sinned so bad and the church took action so you thought the only way around it was to mock it instead of truly repenting. Good luck to all of you. I know the Church of Jesus Christ to be TRUE and that Gordon B. Hinkley is a prophet of God, and Joseph Smith WAS AND IS A TRUE PROPHET OF GOD. The Book of Mormon is TRUE and all of you know it. - 02/28/2002 - anon

It saddens me to see such things placed on the internet and also books. As if you have nothing better to do than bash someone elses belief. I thought that was one of the reasons for the pilgrims. They wanted religious freedom. please just leave us alone. Someone once said "Many leave the church, but few ever leave it alone." - 02/28/2002 - Elder Quaker P. Uritan

you need something else to do with your time. Rather than tell lies - 02/28/2002 - anon

why do you hate some thing that helps outhers out? why do you put so much time in to it? I'm no a fighter but why are you fighting something when you sound like a jack ass , i read it and it sound like a made child that did not get this way, and because you don't like it doesn't mean that you can act like satan, i want you to know that what ever you do The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will always and forever be on the earth because GOD is our prottecterand so i hope you can find the light of GOD.......... - 02/16/2002 - anon

" This website sucks!" The people who wrote this stuff know nothing, and have way to much time on their hands." I am lds, and i don't believe in any of that stuff. - 02/15/2002 - anon

why do you hate some thing that helps outhers out? why do you put so much time in to it? I'm no a fighter but why are you fighting something when you sound like a jack ass , i read it and it sound like a made child that did not get this way, and because you don't like it doesn't mean that you can act like satan, i want you to know that what ever you do The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will always and forever be on the earth because GOD is our prottecterand so i hope you can find the light of GOD.......... - 02/06/2002 - anon

I think that you know that what you are doing is wrong. - 02/05/2002 - anon

Dear whomever this may concern, First let me introduce myself as a memeber of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. With that said, I'd like to ask what's the point of this website? Isn't there anything else you can do with your spare time? You've made my heart hurt, not that you care. But, why so much effort on just the Latter Day Saints? Why not the Jews or Catholics? Or the Witnesses?

Latter Day Saints are always willing to help and have aided other religious organizations in the past other than our own. It just seems like this site is wasted effort on hate. As a member of The LDS church I respect all human kind even if they're not my same religion. It would be nice if other people in this already hateful world would do the same. - 01/29/2002 - squeester7

I think it's very sad that people like you try to make a mockery of Mormonism just because you have an infeariority complex about your penises. Come back to the churh. - 01/29/2002 - from Temple Recommended

01/28/2002 - anon
Religious intolerance and bigotry is alive and well in America! Live and let live asshole!