12/21/2001 - anon
Do you enjoy encouraging people to leave the church? You are one sick puppy.
12/21/2001 - anon
Grow up you asshole!
12/20/2001 - anon
You must be very stupid and immature to lose time making a website like this.
12/19/2001 - from greg_boam@hotmail.com
I
can't wait to see this skinny, pale, loser who spent the time in his basement
making a anti mormon site because he couldn't hack it when he was. probably had
a hard time with the hole no spanking it thing. Oh well. See ya in the after
life. Jello rules.
12/11/2001 - from A Christian
I think you are a bunch of sexual preverts and I think
I'm even glad you're not in the Mormons anymore!
12/03/2001 - from Temple Recommended
I think it's very sad that people like you try to make a mockery of Mormonism just because you have an infeariority complex about your penises. Come back to the churh.
11/22/2001 - Ryan
Nice website.. it's a shame to see God given talent go to waste like this. What's always amazed me is why you people spend so much of your time (as to make an entire website) showing to the world your hatred towards the LDS church and it's beliefs. I mean really.. what do you get out of it? Satisfaction? Is it that past experiences with your membership in the church have left you with so much hatred that this is the only way to put out the fire and help you sleep better at night? I guess it will always be a mystery to me. Make no mistake, if you've sunken so low to this point after having received a conviction of the truthfulness of the Book of Mormon, your eternal punishment awaits you. And well, if whoever is reading this hasn't received that conviction, be greatful... trust me. Hey, as long as God is allowing you to take daily breath, there's still time. Instead of running with the Anti-this, Anti-that band wagon all the time, do something useful with your life.
Have a nice day
11/12/2001 - anon
cowards....I feel sorry for you.
10/21/2001 - from Roni Roybal
Great job! the Lord is hotly displeased with this site. He will destroy
it when he comes again, if it even lasts that long. The Lord will not be
mocked. I say these things out of love and in righteous indignation in the
name of our beloved son, even Jesus Christ, amen.
09/23/2001 - from lucky4you7@aol.com
I dont think it's very nice to make generalizations about mormons, not all mormons
say "fetch, or flip." Trying to make all mormons look like idiots doesn't do alot for you,
it just shows how "ignorant" you really are. I guess some people know the real definition of
ignorant after all.
09/21/2001 - anon
Did you ever experience a two-year old throwing a major tantrum? You very matter-of-factly took him to his room, gently deposited him in his crib and left the room, quietly closing the door behind you. He continued to scream until he was exhausted...and you heaved a grateful sigh of relief. This site reminds me of that experience. Just keep reminding yourself that "God is watching you...from a distance," and will probably heave a great sigh of relief when you cease and desist from your histionics and tantrum.
09/16/2001 - anon
Please leave the Latter-day Saints alone. They are good people who find peace in happiness in their religion. Maybe you should try to find your peace and hapiness rather than tearing them down. I promise they would not do this to you no matter what religion or organization you choose to belong to.
09/14/2001 - from Jim
Please remove me from this list. I like to laugh as much as the next guy.
But to mock the Temple Ceremony and clothing is not funny, at least not to me.
09/13/2001 - from GET A LIFE @urlunatics.com
I personally feel that this site is disgusting and demeaning. If you people had any idea what the church was all about, then you wouldn't be laughing or making jokes. AND, if you had any life at all, you wouldn't spend it making fun of the church. Obviously you have no life whatsoever. I am very disgusted with this site and I feel that you "people" need to get a life instead of putting down, or making fun of, other peoples religion and life.
09/11/2001 - anon
I did not find your site to be very funny. But then again I don't find malicious humor entertaining. Can't you find better
things to do with all your spare time, like helping the homeless, feeding the poor or some thing else of real value.
when you tear down others, nothing good comes from it. It is cruel and shameless, but then why would I think
you would even care.
09/07/2001 - anon
I don't think, as a convert that it helps me in any way the joke about the prophet's new clothes. I just finished reading Isaiah Bennett's story of inside the temple (he's a convert to church and went back to catholicism) and it is very weird on why he would broadcast things about church like that. He missed the point on weekly church meetings for EVERYONE since all he could say is that the temple is for elite. so when I read that joke, I felt that at least Bennett, not a member of church anymore, described the temple and things that are done there with a little respect. I laugh at jokes a lot too about things with the church, I guess this one just didn't do it for me. That's all.
09/05/2001 - anon
Have you ever heard that they who mock shall mourn?
08/11/2001 - anon
You apostates know as little about the true Church as you know about writing. Did anyone here ever go to school? You show a complete lack of understanding in your writing. Read the story of Laman and Lemuel and focus on why they were so angry with Nephi. Hint: You are Laman & Lemuel.
08/11/2001 - Not dumb enough to be anti
You guys make me laugh. (Out of pity and incredulousness.) You think you know more than everyone. Very pathetic. Despite your puny efforts, the Church will continue to flood the earth. Hee, hee. I said "puny efforts". Hey since you guys are such great psychologists why don't you start a real effort to help someone?
08/11/2001 - anon
I have a great idea. Grow up, have some respect, spend some time doing something worthwhile, and be careful who you mock.
07/16/2001 - anon
You are going to hell
07/14/2001 - from ket220@hotmail.com
What do you have against the church??? I mean is it not a little childish that a grown man has to make fun of a religions group. I mean I do not see you making fun of others. Like baptist, christians, buddist. I mean come on. Just because we are doing better then others doesn't make us bad people. Do you want to know what is really sad about this whole thing. A 19 year old can see then good stuff with in this church and is willing to go out and share it with others, but a so called Child has to make fun of a church before he really sees what it is all about. That is really sad. Heck, even some little kids can see what you are missing and that is really sad on your part!!!
07/09/2001 - David Novakovich
This is the first time that I've viewed this sight, and the LAST !! The sorry attempts at humor were at the expense of others: good poeople trying to do good things. Maliciious humor can often be very clever, but I found much of this sight to be offensive, abusive and over the line. It's a wolf in sheeps clothing.
07/06/2001 - anon
This is appauling. For anyone who once had the light you would think that you would understand the consequences that can come by criticizing the Lords Annointed and the programs that have been divinely appointed.
06/24/2001 - anon
People who spend their time writing and agreeing with this BS are poor and deprived. I'm proud to be a member of the one and only true church!!!!!!
06/23/2001 - anon
I just have one thing to say to all you people who have actually taken
the time to read everything on this web site :
You are all very demented close minded people who don't know what the
hell they're talking about. If you've never actually
investigated for yourself of what the Mormon religion consists off, then
you have absolutely NO RIGHT to judge us.
TO ALL THOSE EX " MEMBERS" WHO DIDN'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAY ACTIVE : you don't deserve to be in the presence of GOD. JUDGEMENT DAY WILL COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A true and proud member of THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE CHURCH
06/13/2001 - qwer_83402@yahoo.com
Why would you want to deface the a church that done nothing but good deeds. I am a proud Latter Day Saint member and you have given me the opportunity and knowledge that will help aid in a talk that I will be giving. I want whoever writes the e-mails back to tell me why they are against the LDS Church. All of the text and pictures that you have put on your webpage are false. Liers will be thrust down to hell.
06/13/2001 - anon
I want you people to know that the things you have written are horrible and you all should be ashamed, but I want you to know that I will forgive. That means I will forgive you and you type no matter what you may say.
You people make me luagh knowing that everything you say is false. Some of it saddens me though, seeing the things that you have done to turn around the "sayings" and "slogans".
06/07/2001 - anon
I really think yall have an increasingly sorry state of affair when all you do
is sit around thinking of stupid stuff like this. I am 16 years old and you
people are the saddest people I ve ever heard. The church is true and we are
the Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. You all are wrong. I have
always been a member and I have never disrespected any other church so why must
you disrespect mine!!!!! All the prophets are true and nobody can change that.
They are servants of Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ!!!! Yall are just a bunch
of haters with nothing better to do than dawg on things you dont know anything
about!!!
06/05/2001 - anon
You are all going to hell. Have fun...
04/26/2001 - anon
Your are extremely hard hearted. I think you should adopt the philosophy of live and let live. Does anyone try to put you down like this? You are an extremely angry individual. Why don't you try to love everyone instead of being so negative.
04/25/2001 - D. Banana
I rebuke you in the name of Richard Packham and call you to repentance. May the Lard of Hosts whip
you into a position of supreme pain while setting your PC on fire. Oh yeah, and may your garments ride
continually up your ass. 04/18/2001 - lawrence_gamero@hotmail.com
I think it's sad that you can't find something more constructive to do with your time. "We claim the right to worship almighty God according to the dictates of our own consicence, and allow all men the same privelege; let them worship who, where or what they may" (11th Article of Faith). Have Fun!
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