Draper City Barbie: She's 29, and she's already had six kids. She has never worked a day in her life and really doesn't think she should have to. She comes with a brand new home on an acre and a half of land in the Draper Foothills. Her Barbie Dream Home comes with furniture for all eight bedrooms, two mini vans, two horses and a trampoline. She also comes with a jar of expensive stretch mark cream and a consent form to have her tubes tied after the birth of child number seven. Bonus - this Barbie comes with a one-year membership to Costco which is where she has to shop to feed her brood. Never-at-home Ken is a Mormon Bishop and a high school administrator.
Cottonwood Barbie: This Barbie is usually found shopping in her Lulu-lemon yoga outfit with her snowboarding, shaggy-haired boyfriend Ken. On weekends, you can find this Barbie babe at the Porcupine Grill with a swarm of Barbie friends and a grande, double shot, skinny, sugar-free vanilla latte. You can purchase this Barbie's poorboy cap and torn Levi's for her laid-back days.
The Avenues Barbie: This 'Princess Barbie' is only sold at The GateWay. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog, and a two-million-dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, Spa certificates, and a workaholic, cheating Dr. Ken.
West Valley Barbie: This recently-paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows. Methadone Clinic Ken is included Also available with orange overalls.
Tooele Barbie: This model wears Wrangler jeans two sizes too small and a NASCAR shirt. Accessories include a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet, and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Country KSOP bumper stickers.
Trolley Square Barbie: Trolley Square Barbie comes with a Mini Cooper and a $200,000 bachelorette pad. She likes to lunch on a salad at Gastronomy Restaurants most days and carries her Chihuahua, named Pookie, in her handbag. This Barbie takes Pookie to her job downtown as an analyst. Also available: numerous Platinum credit cards and Shallow-Ken.
Ogden Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your mullet-wearing boyfriend. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, with assorted g-strings that stick out the back, and a white barely-there, see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached and BIG. Accessories include: a 1996 Camaro Z-28 and a CD-player equipped with vintage Ozzi.
Federal Heights Barbie: This Barbie has recently been divorced. She comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, and Ken's cabin in Park City. (My personal favorite)
Wendover Barbie: This Barbie is a bitter broad. She's in her late 30's but a lifetime of beer and cigarettes have left her looking ten years older. She's recently lost her gig at the Golden Fleece. It's pretty bad when the worst strip joint in Utah tells you 'sorry honey, you just sag too much now.' This Barbie comes with a 1988 Ford Taurus with broken air conditioning. She also comes with thirty-five assorted wigs in all styles and colors. She hopes to land a position dealing Blackjack at whatever casino passes for the Stateline this week. Additional accessories include a variety of costumes and rhinestone jewelry. This Barbie may also open Wendover's first pole-dancing class to teach desperate women how to strip for their man. Bonus - Truckstop layover Ken is included.
Magna Barbie: The Magna Barbie lives in a red brick tract home built in the 1940's for a Kennecott Copper worker. She inherited it from her grandmother. The house is falling to pieces around her ears. This Barbie comes with Handyman Ken and his 1977 camper converted into a work truck. Accessories include all Ken's tools, even a mini arc welding set and tiny little pipes to reconstruct Barbie's kitchen and bathroom. You can select from a Ken with or without 'plumber's crack.' Special feature, Magna Barbie also speaks Spanish and has a lifetime pit pass to the Rocky Mountain Raceway and a collection of Elvis mementos purchased from QVC.
St. George Barbie: The St. George Barbie is our oldest Utah Barbie. But don't let her fool you! Granny's still got a lot of gas left in her tank. Gramps is dead and Granny has sold the house and most of her stuff and has bought a condo in St. George. Now Granny's days are filled with brunches with the girls in the morning, then a nap, and then late afternoon tee-times. Oldster Barbie loves golf and her accessories include a golf cart and a set of pro-quality clubs. St. George Barbie only goes back up to Salt Lake to see her children and grandchildren at Christmas and Mother's Day. The rest of the time Granny is a real swinger. St. George Barbie comes with smarmy Condo Association President Ken, and Pool Boy Ken as well. Also included is a hand embroidered throw pillow with the quote 'What Happens in St. George, Stays in St. George.'
hh my god , its 5am over and I loved it .Its the way these dolls should be used haha, hey show me emo barbie and trailer trash babie next kay? lol and laughing on - 07/11/2010 - foolsgoldheart
ahahaha im mormon, i thought this was hilarious. even though i'd rather not be. real utah mormons are so weird... - 07/07/2010 - MirandaWrights Secretly, I like your satire. It can be threatening to realize that our customs look funny to people with different values, but it can also be enlightening. Good job poking fun at our differences.
The next challenge is to find our common ground and make peace. Let's have some root beer and play banjos by the lake while we get to know each other. After all, everybody likes rootbeer. - 07/02/2010 - Active Mormon
where is the "baptize for the dead" barbie? - 07/01/2010 - put your shoulder to the wheel
This is pretty funny. I died laughing! I am a convert to the Lds religion, female, young, and a soldier in the United States Army. So I think I can say that if I'm not offended, you shouldn't be either. Seriously. Learn to laugh at it. It's funny! Nothing is perfect. America is Beautiful but we still have white trash red necks. Hell, I'm related to a few! The Mormon religion is beautiful but the culture sucks!! Believe me, I'm from Las Vegas and that's where I converted. Now I live in Utah and I HATE it. The people blow. Besides, if these things are so 'sacred' to everyone, how did they get leaked to the public? That's right, because not everybody believes the same. Let it go, man. America was founded on Freedom of Religion, Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. If you don't believe in those things, then what the hell are you doing here? Don't like it? Move to Europe. So come off of your holy high horse and loosen up a bit. Live and let live, people. I love this site! Can't wait to share it with my friends!! - 06/28/2010 - Lyla
You take a lot of your time studing the life style of others.... I can see that you are so mad and have an empty brain....live your own life be happy and enjoy each minute of your life.... - 05/11/2010 - vk
Wow you are a loser for making this site. I'm just surprised that you don't have a link on this web page to your ebay store where you sell all your star wars and lord of the rings crap. - 05/09/2010 - anon Mormon Multi-level Marketer
Some of your pictures are cheep and not well done alot of the jokes are hard to fallow if your not a mormon or as the one person put it Mormie however it must have taken you along time to do this allup and I can understand that part however I don't think its right to bash so publicly the mormons what you do on your own time with friends is what ever but what you post on the enternet to be seem by potentionally millions of people should have a bit of a hold back don't you think? Its inpolight to so highly make fun of a religous group the Molly/polly mormon thing is strange and it must seem weirder to others but you don't need to be crude about it anyways I know alot of very good mormons who you shouldnt Bash religously so please be nice okay? I would be gratfull if you stoped making more even though you are fairly good at it but please. thank you for your time in reading if you do pleas eputsome thought into what I say? have a nice day (please don't bash my spelling >.< ) - 05/05/2010 - TBKCPixy
Hey - how come Barbie doesn't have a condo in Celestial City???
I want:
[1] Sanctimonious Barbie - soon after purchase she spouts, "You'll be sorry on Judgment Day - just you wait - you're gonna get yours - Ha you'll see!!!"
[2] Statistician Barbie. She chirps, "Big deal if church growth has been falling for two decades - we're still the 'fastest growing' faith around!!!"
Fantastic web page ...
LMAO - 06/27/2007 - KolobBoloks
How about Thick Ankles Barbie aka Thankles Barbie. She and her former mission companion, Midge, attend BYU and are both majoring in P.E. They are special spirits and very loving roomates. - 06/26/2005 - from KolobKremeDonuts
Talking Barbie and closeted Ken both with sybilant "s", lots of girlfriends and high voices. Dolls come with cardboard Salt Lake Temple so closeted Ken can return from his mission and marry clueless Barbie. The set also includes a double closet, one full of high-end fashions for curiously metrosexual Ken next to Barbie's closet full of temple-appropriate jumpers. The expansion set includes next door neighbor Ken who runs off with Barbie's husband when both Kens turn 40 and they move to a loft in SoHo, NY. - 06/26/2005 - from SoHo is for lovers!
Don't forget to limit the movement of Ken's arms so he won't be tempted to disrupt his little factory. Hell, why not include some string so his hands can be tied to the bed at night to remove the temptation altogether! - 06/26/2005 - Boyd Packer
Let's make a Barbie and Ken temple too, where they get their old-fashioned "washings and annontings" where the shield is open on both sides. Gotta do this before they get their garmies. They can give Barbie my temple name--Priscilla. - 06/26/2005 - Susan D
How about the Sarah Pratt barbie? She comes equipped with a meat cleaver. So she can keep old Joe from raping her, while her husband is serving a mission. Also comes with a suicidal Orson Pratt Ken doll. - 03/05/2005 - from ALL3NEPHITES
Endowment Barbie - 01/30/2005 - Punky's Dilemma
Someone needs to make an Endowment Barbie and Ken for the Salamander. Surely it wouldn't be too hard to construct some doll-sized temple clothes. Ken could come with some annointing oil, a temple recommend, a quad, and an overblown sense of importance. Barbie could come with a YW medallion, a temple recommend, a quad, and a plate of brownies. - 01/30/2005 - kenabused
How about Barbies' minivan with plastic moroni on the dash board, and church approved dvd in the optional dvd player?!
RUMormon2 license plate frame - 01/30/2005 - CousinExmo
Also, CTR and RWH paraphenalia. Argh, I'm surrounded by this stuff in my daily life in Utah!
Let's go really traditional - 01/30/2005 - Matt
How about a disemboweling knife?
Considering they dont have sex organs - 01/30/2005 - no text
She should come in a pregnant version. With 5 kids.
Exmo barbie - 01/30/2005 - t-bone
Comes with a butterfly tattoo on her shoulder, multiple earrings, a tank top, a miniskirt, and a cup of coffee.
And the most important thing - but this can't be sold - SHE COMES WITH A FREE MIND!
BYU Barbie
She doesn't come...
Sister Barbie
2 very cute sisters on Temple Square, one with a really cute Brazillian accent... mmmm...
University of Utah Barbie
Has an assortment of miniskirts and pioneer dresses. She wears the miniskirts to school and the pioneer dresses to church.
Oh, and she is blonde with highlights, and brown eyelashes.
Aunt Barbie
Comes with a bottle of Valium. Her living room has a big screen TV and a sofa that she lies on. There's a microchip in her back programmed with the phrase, "Don't change the channel."
Relief Society/Lane Bryant Barbie - 01/30/2005 - PtLoma
Comes with size 16 denim jumper dress, casserole dish filled with funeral potatoes, bowl of green Jello-O, and tray with chocolate chip cookies.
Nancy Rigdon Barbie - 01/30/2005 - kensabused
How about a Nancy Rigdon Barbie with a defiant look on her face. You can get the Joseph Smith Ken doll with removable tear in the corner of his eye, and red paint to apply bullet wound. Available also is the Carthage Jail set with carrying handle. This set includes 1 hidden pistol.
Apostate Barbie Who says, "I can think for myself!"
Fundamentalist Barbie - 01/30/2005 - Matt
Comes with Ken, a sister wife (Barbie's real sister), and 12 kids: Joseph, Hyrum, Brigham, Moroni, Nephi, Sam, Emma, Fanny, Zina, Lucinda, Diantha, and Mary Ruth.
Accessories include: pioneer dresses, full length garments, braided and bun style hair. Optional 13 bedroom mansion houses available.
Collect all 28 sister wives and 168 kids. Available exclusively at Southern Utah Walmarts and Costcos.
Disclaimer: If Ken should become unrighteous, his family may be given to another doll. You may at some time be asked to return Ken to the place of purchase in exchange for a more worthy polygamist patriarch doll. There will be no charge for this exchange.
Barbie's less popular single friend, Sister Midge - 01/30/2005 - Punky's Dilemma
Comes complete with stationary to write every Mishie, and Returned Missionary she knows of, in a desperate attempt to be validated by the Morg. Also comes with the complete works of Midge's idol, Sis. Sherri Dew.
Deseret Industries Barbie - 01/30/2005 - Mr. Mean
Messy hair, wears Ken's clothes, no makeup. Station wagon has bald tires. Ken has bald head.
Emma Hale Smith Barbie - 01/30/2005 - Molly Morgie
Complete with staircase, broom and a pregnant poetess (Eliza Snow) to knock down the stairs.
or how about Blood Atonement Barbie & Ken?
and don't forget Bishop Ken and his Danite Warriors!
New Barbies for the Greater Salt Lake City Market! Get Yours Today! - by Swedeboy - 02/09/2007
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater SLC market:
Park City Barbie
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a million dollar home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
Draper Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
Kearns Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
East Bench Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
Riverton Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Emigration Canyon Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as newly built high rise condo.
Tooele Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Butler Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
The Avenues Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Avenues Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
West Valley Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and 2 infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. White boy Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
Provo Barbie
She's perfect in every way, mainly due to the high levels of antidepressants in her system. We don't know where Ken is because he's always at church meetings.
Sister Wife Barbie by Wanda
Comes with a velcro pregnancy belly and a kid on foot, dressed like a pioneer, and says phrases like: "Aw jeez, another one's turn tonight again!" "Thank heavens for welfare and telemarketing!" "Who needs schooling? The Priesthood teaches us all we need to know!"
Downtown Salt Lake City Molly Mormon Barbie by Windy
Vacuous beautific smile with the meanest eyes imaginable, tends to stop and stutter, "Oh! Oh!, that's (cluck) that's not funny, oh, oh..." and wanders off muttering to herself at any speaking Ken doll not wearing a black suit. She wears an ankle-length denim skirt dragging the ground and white frock buttoned up her chin, stomps off her Barbie Trax streetcar like an elephant, pushing casually-dressed male dolls out of her way.
This so stupid.. funny but stupid.. . The day will come in which you will regret having post all the stupid things in the internet... the lds church is the church of God... and you and everyone will some day know that... joseph smith was , is and for ever be the prophet of the lamb... remember this words...... "through the power of the holyghost you will know the throuth of all things".. 12/20/2012 - me punk
South Eastern Idaho Barbie: Refer back to Aunt Barbie,Relief Society Barbie,and Deseret Industries Barbie. Combine all three and you have South Eastern Idaho Barbie. - 03/13/2012 - Steve
Unfortunatly, I was born and raised Mormon. But as an adult, after years of research (which actually started as a quest to defend the church) I found the truth about the Mormon church. Theyre sick, sick people. Its an evil thing. Its sexist, evil and wrong. - 11/15/2010 - StonerGurl
This is too sad. Whether or not you believe anymore doesn't mean you need to make fun of what others hold sacred. That is why we don't share such things. And we don't have to support gay rights. We should love everyone but it doesn't mean we have to believe in the same things. That is what a religion is, beliefs. - 11/09/2010 - hmmm
this is gayyyy! y the fuck wudd someone do this to a BARBIE! i mean foereal!!! what the fuckk!? - 09/28/2010 - anon
I am not sure what sad circumstances you have had in your life. I feel truly sorry that this is all you will have to show for your life - 09/12/2010 - stunned
If you have never been to the temple than you are in no place to criticize those who are offended, granted, some of it was really funny, but believe it or not, the things that go on in the temple are sacred to some of us. Im not saying anyone is going to hell, cus there is a good chance that even the person who made all these images aren't... that is the beauty of what the mormon church teaches. If you REALLY seriously want to know what its all about, talk to missionaries, go to church, try to be a little open-minded, but most importantly,pray.
on the other hand... this should be a wake-up call to all those snob-nosed mormons out there. You aren't perfect, stop trying to tell others about their imperfections, stop trying to shove your religion, and your culture down everyone's throat, and stop pretending! not everyone is interested in living your lifestyle, because i know you dont appreciate people trying to tell you how to live. - 08/13/2010 anon
Now that you've skewered the mormons, how about Muslim Barbie? Or are you worried that someone will come and cut your head off? - 07/20/2010 - CIA GUY
Love it!! We need more of this. It's amazing what Mormons believe!! - 07/12/2010 - wowsa!
What i find so hilarious is apart from the fact that Mormons are firstly looking up this site and reading it word for word, but their belief is in a religion that not only 'appeared' 1830 years AFTER christ but that they believe and follow a religion founded by someone who clearly made up the 'Holy scriptures' to have complete control over a bunch of stupid brainwashed people. You say we are so filled with satan because we don't believe in your crap but have any of you ever bothered to notice all the flaws in any argument for the existence of God? Because i find it hard to believe that anyone with half a brain who bothered to have a look could continue believing in the 'Angel Morin'.
You are all seen as a complete joke, and if God does exist i bet he's laughing at you too with your 'holy garments'. - 03/18/2010 - Fuck the Mormons.
this was weird... i loved some of them.. others not so much.... i am Mormon and im okay with it..... don't criticize mormons... people believe were polygamist..WERE NOT!.... thats just a stupid rumor .. as for the anti mormons .... i just loved how you just had to write every little thing you hated about us .... im not from utah so idk what mormons up there are like... some call them hypocrites but if you come to texas were nothing like that.. some mormons are bad examples... some are the best people you will ever meet... but what about other religons going to church ever sunday and then getting drunk and smoking drugs? that is a hypocrite. - 03/17/2010 - Lexie
Ha ha. This is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen. The poor little sack that made this page. I hope he didnt spend more than 30 seconds on making it. Im pretty sure he could have spent his time better by watching a lady gaga music video with his grandma. - 03/11/2010 - Rock to the 369
Hilarious, I'm not a mormie, but have been watching Big Love... I don't get all of the jokes but the kolob trek one was mad hilarious. I will say its a little hard to follow for a non-mormie (i made up the term "mormie" it rolls off the tounge.. if you say it like 10 times, its even more hilarious). my only request is that you clean up the page a little and make it easier to read.
Boom. - 02/24/2010 - BigLove
You who said barbies as american as apple pie i believe u its "true," but seriously are u a redneck barbie is too "american" blond,blue-eyed,white skinned and skinny, barbie is a unrealistic doll who makes most children who aren't like her feel sorry for themselves, by the way america's made up of imigrants so i'm pretty much saying that barbie looks like she came from a family who believes that being racist is ok, judism is bad and unholy, and that believes boys are the better sex,and that being gay is wrong, and that immigrants should get the hell out of america.Other than that i luv this sight keep making fun of those mormons, they are crazy loons and can they actually tell us when judgement day is i don't trust anyone who says this is the one and only truth. anyway i love how this site makes fun of barbie and those crazed mormons keep making fun of them both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 01/23/2010 - Emily H
I am a Mormon, and I do think that some of these pictures are funny. I am doing a research project on Barbies so I stumbled across this. I think that you have way to much time on your hands. People are entitled to their own opinion and so I'm not going to ask you to cancel this page or anything. Have you seen the comments from anybody not Mormon? Is it impossible to keep the language clean? Can you not capitalize the first letter of a sentence and put a period at the end of one? Can you not turn off the caps lock or learn how to spell? Why is everybody so hateful towards us? Someone said that the Mormons always act like they're being bullied... well what is this? Whats with all the "F*ck the Mormons"!? How is that not bullying. Not that it matters because I don't really care about what people think of me on the internet. Get a life people! - 01/06/2010 - barbieresearcher
Hey U Fucked Up Mother Fucker ! I am a doll and i dont appreicate this ! - 11/16/2009 - Keisha
More please!! - 10/17/2009 - anon
So good to find out I was brain washed-psyched. Love the church thought the site was funny. Ya'll gotta take a chill pill and stop dumpin'on the church cause I think it rules. And it's true mormons own too many jean dresses-fashion disaster! - 09/02/2009 - Anon
CHEEEERS! I so love this! All of it. MORE! - 08/24/2009 - Unapologetic Apostate
This is f*cking hilarious hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! The funny part about it is, it is all fact-based.. so , if you are offended : grow up. If you arent solid enough in your own faith to have someone take a crack at your beliefs; you're soft.
Funny stuff though lol
Have a great day bitchezzzzzzzz - Thagreeniydbandit - 08/12/2009 - Christopher Lee Batte
How dare you! Where do all you people get off! Making a mockery of something as beloved as Barbie! What the fuck! i am super offended at the way you portray Barbie as one of those fucked up, evil, brain-washing, cult, dumbass mormons! Barbie is as American as apple pie, a toy that has brought joy into the hearts of little girls and boys all over the world! You should be ashamed! May the God of toys have mercy on your souls!
- 07/28/2009 - B.C. (ex-mormon)
P.S. I thought that the Barbie thing was hilarious! I love anything that pokes fun at those silly morms.
I *love* your site! I also used one of these images in a post, but steered my traffic your way. angietheantitheist.blogspot.com - 07/26/2009 - Laughing Atheist
I'm sorry that your mother and father disowned you and called you an abomination. I'm sorry that your friends all abandoned you when you tried to come on to them. I'm sorry that you are lost without a place in this world. I'm sorry that you look forward to death with utter fear and anguish, and that you realize that no one will be there for you, because you have spent so much wasted time hating. I'm sorry for these poor dolls that you have forced to commit blasphemy. I am sorry for all the people who are offended. Personally I am active LDS, and this doesn't bother me, and why should it. It doesn't change the truth. The easiest thing you can do in this world is tear things down or make light of them. It doesn't take creativity or true comedic genius, that's why so many are able to do it so well. So I guess I am most sorry for your lack of finding something you can spend some useful energy on, because our world really needs that. - 07/04/2009 - feeling sorry for you
hey the pictures are very funny but I have only english in my school so i dont understand everything (if i say the real: I understand NOTHING) - 06/18/2009 - biene
This is sick! This is very sacred to us and it is not something to be mocked. - 06/15/2009 - Anon
these are really funny you gotta by able to laugh at your culture shared these at a ward party they thought they were really funny keep up the good work - 03/30/2009 - texas lds
Check your hearts fellow travelers! Which Ken or Barbie most represents YOU? Or are you several Ken/Barbies rolled into one? Wonderful site! to stand before ourselves and remember that all have sinned and come short of the glory of god...The madder you are at this website proves how much you need to step outside the temple! Let no organization stand between you and the truths that still grow in your heart:)
Let those that have never sinned throw the first stone. - 03/25/2009 - klown
i fucking hate mormons. tonight, after i hock a big loogie in between the garbage filled pages, i will burn the book of mormon in a lds church parking lot and then take a shit on the ashes. fuck mormons. - 03/24/2009 - fucktheLDS
Totally awesome! Fuck all those people trying to repress your First Amendment rights! What are they going to do, change the secret handshakes? Not invite you to their potlucks?
Unbiased to them means "nothing bad". Hide all the dirty shit under the rug! Polygamy was an excuse for those jackasses to cheat on their wives. And the stupid women ate it up. And men can still get away with it today. Wake up people! - 03/22/2009 - lilyrose
Haahha I found this so funny..Good job - 03/21/2009 - Sara
wow....you are will know that you are all wrong one day. The church of Jesus christ of Latter day saints is the ONLY true church on the earth, i invite you to repent and ask God if this is the true church instead of Bashing it when you dont even know what youre talking about. - 03/12/2009 - J
Check your hearts fellow travelers! Which Ken or Barbie most represents YOU? Or are you several Ken/Barbies rolled into one? Wonderful site! to stand before ourselves and remember that all have sinned and come short of the glory of god...The madder you are at this website proves how much you need to step outside the temple! Let no organization stand between you and the truths that still grow in your heart:)
Let those that have never sinned throw the first stone. - 03/12/2009 - klown
i fucking hate mormons. tonight, after i hock a big loogie in between the garbage filled pages, i will burn the book of mormon in a lds church parking lot and then take a shit on the ashes. fuck mormons. - 03/10/2009 - fucktheLDS
wow....you are will know that you are all wrong one day. The church of Jesus christ of Latter day saints is the ONLY true church on the earth, i invite you to repent and ask God if this is the true church instead of Bashing it when you dont even know what youre talking about. - 02/26/2009 - J
From one Utah non-Mormon to the rest: Brilliant! Good that SOMEONE'S being creative, instead of JUST BITTER. As for Utah Mormons who are critical of this site: I acknowledge that you're a religion with beliefs; and I think you deserve as much respect for them as you earn. With that said, can tell you from direct experience there is a lot more offense and hatred given by you lot every day than you will probably experience in your entire lives. For instance, why would it be so bad for your kids to ever see this? Would they learn that there are people who question or . . . gasp. . . dislike their faith? They're going to learn it sometime, and it might be more brutal when they do. It's that oh-so-Mormon form of sheltering and secrecy. Also, have you ever considered that the world is "such a scary place", simply because you've been told so, and kept from experiencing any of it? You can't go around forever with these fantasy expectations that everyone should like your church, and not be harsh towards you, when you hatefully reject MOST OF THE WORLD in action and belief. - 02/24/2009 - Shriveling Violet
This is all fake just to tell you - 02/09/2009 - anon
i think this site is laugh out loud funny. To all those offended, why take the time to read all of this? and your entire religion is founded by a man who found plates in his back yard . Exscuse me but was he on drugs. You guys ( and gals) dont get a whole lot of positive attention in the news so my advice is not to say" your not LDS you will burn in hell and i will laugh on judgment day" some of you are going to be surprised when you see my face smiling at you as you burn. - 02/05/2009 - baptist
Goodness, this really made my day. Like, SO MUCH. And seeing people freak out at you was also pretty impressive. Yes, offended ones, go tell all your friends never to visit this site. They won't be able to resist looking. Anyway, thanks. Are these actually for sale? "cause I'd be buying :) - 01/22/2009 - giggling mostlymormon
These comments are great. Some of them are funnier than the dolls themselves. - 01/12/2009 - wow
As a non-Mo living in Utah, I find it hilarious how offended the "members" are about this site. They sure don't have a problem with treating us like inferior garbage on a day-to-day basis, though! Thanks for the laugh - - 01/11/2009 - SickofLDShypocrites
SO MANY MORMONS SAY THIS SITE IS OFFENSIVE BUT THEY ALL READ EVERY WORD OF IT. - 01/10/2009 - Debbie
I have been a member of the LDS Church most of my 43 years on this planet. As far as I am concerned other LDS people need to lighten up! While I agree there is some misinformation on this site, for the most part it fits the Mormon stereotypes that many of us in the church joke about. Molly Mormons, green Jello, girls at BYU feeling your knee to see if you are an RM wearing garments, Utah Mormons and much more has all been fair game for a laugh. I have been to BYU and lived in Utah before and it really is "The Stepford Wives" on steroids! So, laugh at what amuses you and don't let minor things offend you. Life is way to short. - 01/08/2009 - Garrett
This is great! I was raised in a different religion myself, but let's face it: All religions are stupid! The quicker the planet is rid of religion, the better off we'll be. In the meantime, we can all laugh at all of them -- it feels better than crying. - 12/19/2008 - buggie
One thing that I have found out about the comments here-Mormons can't SPELL! - 11/26/2008 - Arizona lady
Pretty funny stuff. BUT - I call BS on the supposed postings from the faithful. They wouldn't politely ask that your create an unbiased site. Let's be real. Never the less, way funny site!
what the hell. the comment from the tard about garments now being above the knee...*gasp*!!!! not the skin of the unholy thigh! any part of the thigh should not be shown in public! come on dude get a clue. do you know what the garments originally looked like...union suits. even more ridiculous than they now look. if the garment has gone up another inch or 2, great! welcome to the 21st century. maybe some day the silly garments will be done away with completely. my parents and brothers wear garments...and they are suckers for doing it. even when i was a kid i didn't fall for longing to wear the silly ugly underwear someday. i knew they were hidious and, no way no how, were going on my bod. ewwwwwwww. - 11/19/2008 - U R FUNNY
This is funny! - 11/15/2008 - EX-MOchristie
why would any christian find it amusing ,you all are so filled with satin . you will laugh very hard on judgement day .You really show how unintelligent you are some of you are pathetic,satanic, and a true waste of skin. you obviously do not have any real knowledge of the religon. you have made real fools of yourselves. your humor is the sickest and so are those making the comments. people who swear show their inability to communicate inteligenly. I am actually ashamed i wasted my time to write this because none of you are worth the time it took to write this. - 10/27/2008 - offended
@"offended"....these people are filled with SATIN? Why, that must feel very luxurious indeed! - 09/13/2009 - blackarrow125
You know, time and time again I am boggled by the cold heartedness and blindness of mankind. I am a Latter Day Saint, you know what? I have served in the United States Army with men of all sorts of religious preferances, played country music all over the country, and made many friends everywhere and noone has ever even noticed I was mormon until I told them. Why? Because we are just like anyone else. How can you try to tare down and wound something that gives millions of people around the world a desire to better themselves, serve others, and love God? We all have differences, sure. But you would never see a website dedicated to making fun of people with physical or mental retardations like down syndrome. Why? Because it is cruel, wrong, and against the teachings of Jesus Christ, our savior. So, why then would you be so cruel to the members of my church just because we are different from you? I simply don't understand the reason for the desire somepeople have to tear down what others have built, and even worse, what God himself has built. - 10/20/2008 - Taylor, a mormon that is worried about the world
Snort. The comments on this page are almost as funny as the dolls. Parody, oh faithful offended, has its roots in truth. And when you believe that your god lives on a chartable planet, that dark skin is a curse from that same extraterrestrial god who, by the way, also designed your underwear...well, you've got to figure the rest of the world might see your beliefs as less sacred and more...risible. And RIPE for parody. Particularly using Barbie, the ultimate plastic, unthinking, unquestioning symbol of a specific kind of womanhood. Barbie is an awesome representation of the ideal Mormon woman!
No matter what your dogma, some people are going to regard it as dog shit. Take comfort, offended posters, that you can be sanctimonious ALL DAY LONG, and here's ANOTHER way to do it! Come back often! - 09/26/2008 - Laughing in the NW
everyone thinks this is sooooo funny when in reality its terrible like you all seriously need to get a life so what the mormons have their own beliefs but how about before you go making fun of them you learn something about them. in fact how about you go find out something about other religions your will find that EVERY other one out there has ridiculous beliefs that you wont get or understand! The mormons are good people it is not a cult you ignorant loser. Jeze people like you are the ones that need to find a religion and realize that YOUR not happy. You all me make me so sick this sight isnt even funny the slightest bit! Grow up and work on your own flaws rather than making fun of the mormons which you know NOTHING about. - 09/14/2008 - anon
This is the real mormons! I live by them and have been reading about them! This stuff is all true but the problem is they don't know it because they don't want them to know all this stuff! They are a bunch of robots with no mind of their own. They do not except anyone who is not of their kind either! Keep spreading the word because they don't want anyone to know their secrets and they are secrets! My daughter was married to one I know!!!!!!!! - 08/27/2008 - anon
Brilliant! Please don't "cancel" your page to make a new "unbiased" one. =) - 08/15/2008 - PseudoMormon
Telestial Kingdom Barbie and Ken made me laugh to tears. Dammn! This is a funny site. I also liked Blood Atonement Barbie, very realistic representation of the temple death oaths enacted right in the Celestial Room. - 08/12/2008 - Lincoln
This is a very funny site. To those of us who live amoung these nuts it strikes a true picture. I noticed in reading some of the posts that these folks get so upset they can't spell. I guess spelling isn't needed to get to Kolob.(Mormon heaven) Keep up the good work and "don't let your garmies sho - 08/08/2008 - St. George
Mormons always pretend that they are being picked on. truth is, they want to control everything around them. In Utah, they can and do FORCE others to live the way they want them to. Mormons never see the other side of it. They should quit being "ala-phobic" and quite taking so many drugs. - 08/02/2008 - noninmoroni
HAHAHAHA this website is GLORIOUS!!! It totally made my work day not suck so bad! HA! - 08/02/2008 - proud2bprotestant!
Your envelope pushing wit has obviously upset some Mormons. You nailed many stereotypical Mormon superstitions, most of what you mocked was contrived customs and superstitions propagated by stupid Mormons. I think you made Heavenly Father laugh, you made me laugh and forward this to my 5 very Mormon daughters. - 07/14/2008 - Rocky
Please try to realise what you are doing here. I don't understand what mormons ever did to you. How have they hurt you so badly, that you had to persecute them, even in their most sacred elements? Why disrespect a church that have their own beliefs? I'm not insulting you, and neither am I angry. To be honest, it makes me sad. I'm asking you to think again about what you're doing. Imagine it WAS true. It would be better to ignore them then go against them.
Again, I repeat myself, Please, Please try to realise what you are doing here. And just know that there are people out there praying for you. Have a nice day. - 07/11/2008 - Arielle
HI-larious!!! Thanx for the humorous take on the LDS. - 05/26/2008 - Mama Julia Ha, ha, I'm an active mormon and probably the only active mormon who found this site amusing. Sotty, can't deny it and yes there is some truth to all of it, but it's not the
whole truth. I also enjoyed the south park mormon episodes. I think you should be able to laugh at your self and see the humourous side of it all. Although I also do realise how things like this offend some people. Like with the condom ad so many years ago with the picture of pope saying "Thou shalt use a condom". I thought it was funny but a lot of (cathlic) people did not find it amusing at all, which is fair enough. - 05/17/2008 - missy
thank you I love this. I added it to my blog page. Wow the more of your stuff I read, the better I like you! - 04/30/2008 - real Mormon Truth
Very clever! I hope many active LDS visit this site. The result may very well be deliverance from the cult! - 04/29/2008 - Moroni
You left out the Adam and Eve Barbie and Ken where Nephi sneaks out of the bushes catching them in the dirty act of procreation. - 2 Nephi 2 22-25 Perty funny stuff. - 04/08/2008 - Southern Yanker
Hahaha, this is excellent, not jus the products, but the arguments that follow, priceless, of course god doesn't exist, and those great "sacred" bibles have been rewritten by various groups of priests over the past millenia more times than you could argue reason for, scientology has as much credibility, lol. Its your own vanity that makes you believe there is a god watching over you - 04/08/2008 - Rah
How about Pres. Monson Ken and Widow Barbie? They can come as a set. - 04/3/2008 - fallen
I hate Queers, KIKES, SPics, Slopes, towelheads, and catholics, but I love niggers!!!! Keep up the hate...I love it. - 04/03/2008 - HAHAHAHA
LMAO! - 04/02/2008 - anon
Love the page, but probably laughed harder at the comments from the 'faithful'... Keep up the good work! Hopefully a few of them will see the light!! - 03/22/2008 - Goddess
I loved your page!!! As an ExMo, I was laughing my ass off! One thing I would like to say is that I am so SICK and TIRED of Mormons saying "We're the right ones! We tell the truth!" They teach that faith is so personal and you have to find out for yourself, yet they push for people to be baptised so they can get a ticket into the "Celestial Kingdom" and up their numbers. I love God and Jesus Christ and am not ashamed of saying so, but having to admit your sins to your bishop kinda makes it a non-personal relationship with God, doesn't it? Also, these visions Mormons have? What the hell? From what I know from going to school in Orem, all Mormons are having sex, doing drugs, swearing and drinking some good fucking coffee!!! - 03/04/2008 - TrisKit
whoever posted this is fuckin stupid. - 03/03/2008 - annonymous
I LOVE this website and anyone offended just can go fly a kite - 02/28/2008 - anon
one of my best friends is mormon. i am not. i am a bible believing christian. i do not know much about what she believes, but the whole thing freaks me out a bit. matter of fact, this site opened my eyes a bit. i dont get most of it, but im even more scared for her now, esp. after reading the comments. has anyone here ever read "the giver" ? wow. i think im going to buy that book for my friend. are you lds peeps really not allowed to question your faith? i think you should always question what you believe in. always. it's the only way to be sure you havent SKEWED THE TRUTH. the plum line is Jesus. line up to him. - 02/20/2008 - concerned
That is really not funny. I'm sorry that someone did or said something to you to make you dislike the church so much, but that does not give you the excuse to disrespect something so sacred. Maybe you need to go make peace with whoever offended you and not make yourself look so ignorant. Only those who do not understand the religion can mock something so powerful.
Now does that sound like I can't think for myself? I promise you, I came up with that one all on my own - 02/10/2008 - anon
I don't mind the mocking this site puts out and I don't care if people hate mormons, but if your gonna hate mormons, at least hate us for the right reason. If you want to learn about the church talk to a member. We know why we believe in this church. - 02/01/2008 - CW
this is a gold mine! thanks! i am so glad i am set free from religious laws and the ability to be so easily offended! i freakin love this! i am pretty sure jesus didn't wear special garmets. - 01/30/2008 - diana
Fuck You. - 01/29/2008 - non
This former Mormon found it hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 01/15/2008 - DebGood
I gotta admit thats some pretty funny stuff u got there :') - 01/10/2008 - G <3
i may be stupid but i thought this site was just mocking barbie, i had no idea it was about religion. i think everyone should lighten up a little - 01/10/2008 - anon
its excellent, very hilarious and well done. angry comments by mormons are also hilarious.
how bout a bishop ken doll... his hands move under the desk as he questions young men about masturbation.
or ken missionary dolls... pull the string and they say the same 4 or 5 phrases over and over again. things like "if you pray with desire to know it is true, you will know it is true" - 01/10/2008 - whitearrow
It feels so good to let go of all the shit that has been shoveled down our throats for so long. I think that if a Mormon stumbled on a site like this, which is highly unlikely, they should not read it. I wouldn't have when I was an active moron.
One time I went to the site re the presidents of the church in pope's gear with the names that made me laugh so hard, like Horniest Maximus. My friend's husband intercepted it when I shared it with her and sent it on to the bishop and he called me. Oh I was so scared. LOL. Keep it up; let's laugh, life is so short - 01/05/2008 - fan-tastic
Don't change one letter on this page. The world needs to know how weird the mormons are - 01/05/2008 - anon
Sad seeing Christians picking on each other. I thought Jesus said love one another. Also I do believe one of the ten commandments is Love your neighbor as yourself. You must love yourself quite a bit by the way you treat your fellow men. Also calling LDS members hypocrites is actually hypocritical itself. How are you being any better flinging mud yourself? God didn't send us here to tear each other apart. I think that he would want us to learn how to love everyone in spite of our differences. As to the author, you aren't the first to poke fun at the LDS Church and you won't be the last. I pity you that you feel you need to tear down people to fill that empty hole you have found in yourself. A word of advise, you won't fill it tearing down other people. Good luck to you. - 12/17/2007 - Amber Moore
how dare you. I don't beleive any of this stuff is true you are so dum. So many miracles and revalations that have come to pass in this religion.Do you even beleive in god? Well if you do, we practically beleive the same thing and Christians and other religions.And in those religions they beleive of 2 true doctrines but how many do they have,...1! we have the secomd the book of mormon. The book is not hard to read its actually quite interesting and a great read. think about what you do before you do it. Try visitiing a ward. Just try something. I can't beleive your that dumb to send that
i have had 2 brothers go on a mission they are now happily married and have children. You don't Neccessarily have to have HEAPS of children. You have a s much as you want. One of my brothers have on e daughter. Atleast we're all normal people unlike some AID heads. Yeah we wear grament its just like wearing very thin clothes under your other clothes you don't evem know its there. ?We beleive that men and women should get a education. You don't neccessarily have stay at home mothers. You can have a buisness couple and you can CHOOSE to get married and CHOOSe to go on mission. OH, and what are you talking aout paligimus. We get married and heaven and have children with our partner not with fifty partners! Don't be a loser. - 12/20/2007 - godz_kid
i dont think this is all very funny.. i'm mormon. haha jk . this was sooooo hilarious.. i especially love the one with barbie and ken dissapointed with no genetalia haha - 12/19/2007 - sarita
Good luck... I would hate be you on judgement day. peace out. - 12/15/2007 - sweetpandemonium
yall should be ashamed - 12/01/2007 - anon
i've been reading alot about the fundamentalist mormons and they really are off their rocker. i'm sure they are good people but their beliefs are whacko! i thought this website was hilarious. someone needs a wakeup call. - 12/08/2007 - raider
haha this is pretty funny. nothing against the mormon religion but um seriously ITS A JOKE! you people really annoy me you actually write comments saying "this is so offensive" or "i'll tell all my friends an neighbors never to look at this" LIKE ANYONE IS GOING TO CARE! i dont even know why i say this its not going to change your mind your thinking im sick & twisted for finding this humorous well then why did you click the link to the site if your so religous. i respect god, love him but uhm you guys are psychotic god isnt going to punish these people. your religion isnt the almighty one that is going to make you more holy than everyone who doesnt believe your beliefs. but seriously you guys that put this up are great HILARIOUS. good job - 12/06/2007 - name goes here
MORE DOLLS, MORE DOLLS!!!! There is so much more to post...Get me through College Ken. I do until I am done with school then I will leave you and your 7 kids to go out with skipper.
double life Ken. I am a worthy preisthood holder with wife and kids/Oooh hell ya I am single and I am going to get into your pants.
Double life Ken#2 I go to church every week and take the sacrament/on business trips I can drink anyone under the table. - 11/30/2007 - HIGH 5!!
Very cleaver! Loved it. - 11/28/2007 - cottagerose
Please, please cancel this site. It's hard to express how sad you can make someone feel, not only for themselves, but for you. Now, someone can bash my comment, whatever. I will not see this site ever again, but my church is the best thing that has literally ever happened to our sad, scary world. The very least you can do for people now is respect their beliefs. I love my religion and every aspect and shame on you for trying to make fun of or sway people from what they think is right. Our world is so crappy, that any faith at all helps. Please cancel this site. I would hate for my children to ever stumble upon this site like I did. - 11/19/2007 - Faithfully LDS Forever
Keep up the funny work!!! I hope to see pics to match the Barbies posted up. And to ALY! You are a lying person! How the hell can get converted at 6, when you get converted at 8!!!! - 10/05/2007 - Jay
this site is not so sweet action-in fact-its really lame youd think youd have something better to do with your life-you lame idiototic stupid jacka-- jerks-i would certainly feel sorry for you at the last day if you didn't change-and its sad to see that youre going to be wasting your time the rest of your life becoming fat and lazy and ugly where you WILL NOT be able to reach your full potential as a human being-how sad it is you dont have anything better to do than this - 10/02/207 - sweet action
It is to bad such bright humor had to be wasted in such a hateful way. Like most of my other fellow Saints I stumbled across this web site. You are guranteed by the 1st Amendment the right to say what you will about any group but I have to ask you one thing...Had this site been about Blacks, Hispanics or any other minority group how long do you think it would have lasted? It's a good thing for you we of the LDS faith have for nearly 200 years truly practiced turning the other cheek. - 10/01/2007 - A Latter Day Saint
how would you like it if i mocked your religion loosers. you really have nothing better to do than mock mormons!!!! you big looser!!! - 08/25/007 - kulgirl101 - melissa young
I'm Mormon and thought it was kinda funny... some of it pretty offensive, but whatever, you know? But, then after awhile, it kept going and going and going and I realized, "This guy has WAY too much time on his hands..." It's fine you have your opinions and most of us can take a joke, but what makes everyone so hostile towards us? You and alot of people leaving comments seem so angry towards Mormons. Everyone just needs to chill, including you, dude. Just be chill... It's all good!! - 8/21/2007 - Texas
I laughed so hard I woke up the dog. - 08/20/2007 - Atheist
This is the greatest! I still have difficulty understanding the naivety of people and why they do not question LDS. I have even more difficulty with some of the posters who are using 'the judgment day threat' as a warning to the writers of this comic genius. To all active LDS members: Think about what you have been told. At least read what ex-mormons have to say. Do some research on the topics. Allow yourself to read the researched literature free of fear and guilt. Then make your minds up.
Hey how come active LDS members are visiting this site anyway? - 07/27/2007 - anon2007
Poor of you, I can't judge you, The Lord will do it. It's a shame to waste the time in things like these, you don't have the minimal idea about the Lord things and His gospel means.and its clear, yo have mental issues, just sick people can play in this way with the sacred convenants.and yeah, there's no other..you're sick men!! - 07/11/2007 - Miriam from Mexico
I'm mormon. No one is perfect. No one is pretending they are. I can see how this might be sort of funny, but look at the world your shaping. What if anyone's children saw this. Hate is hate. Intolerance is Intolerance. Why go through the effort of bashing something. Why waste the energy. Get off the computer and go outside, read to your children, teach them something, volunteer. Use your time productively. - 07/10/2007 - I'm LDS
Ha, ha. All religions have their cooky traditions, but Mormons take the cake. I'm glad to see that someone has finally let the world know what this cult has to offer. Snooty mormons ruined my childhood with their sense of false superiority. Perhaps their "magic mormon undergarments" were too tight... - 07/08/2007 - Laughatheworld
Here's a thought - pick a real religion instead of some stupid one based around false "visions" and shit. Oh, and to all you Mormons who come to my house trying to give me a Bible and teach me about God - GO AWAY, I DON'T WANT ANY. Your religion is so pathetic that you have to go door-to-door to try to promote it. Bahahahaha! - 07/01/2007 - Laughing in VA
I'm a member with a sense of humor and thought this was funny. www.MormonThink.com for balanced views on the LDS Church. - 06/27/2007 - a questioning member
How dare you! Barbies are very sacred and special to me. I find offense with you desecrating the sacred Barbie with this Mormon blasphemy! How dare you stomp on my sacred special religion of Barbie. The prophet Matel handed down this very sacred religion of Barbie to this earth to restore peace and order and allow us to someday return to that Barbie mansion on the planet toy.
Please do not stomp on my beliefs with this crazy Mormon underwear and crazy Mormon dogmatic rituals! I bare my testimony that I know Matel was the true and only prophet and he restored the church of Barbie to the Earth, and Barbie is the only true church on Earth and everybody else is just SOL, AMEN - 06/25/2007 - JT
Very creative, love it! To all you serious posters, have you ever questioned anything told to you or do you just blindly follow and ignore history. Just do a little research don't be a naive follower. - 06/24/2007 - bunny
This site is sick and demented...i cant believe yall would talk so badly about such wonderful people...i am a mormon i am 14 and i converted when i was 6. i love this church more than anything i wouldnt give it up for the world. i have met some of the most wonderful people in this church - 06/23/2007 - Aly
haha this is the funniest website i have ever seen. i have never laughed so hard in my entire life. good luck on selling these things!!! - 06/22/2007 - Nemo
Gotta laugh! Thanks for the humor. I don't have any thing against the Mormon religion, I have my own. But, to poke fun like this.... great! Thanks! - 06/21/2007 - TVL
Actually mormonism is an alien control concoction. Thanks for the humor. Hilarious. - 06/20/2007 - Lynn
I have never seen a more offensive website in my entire life. Your site disgusts me. One day, you will be held accountable to God for the way you have mocked the Saints and I promise you that day will not be a happy one for you. - 06/20/2007 - Church Member
hilarious you should put more - 06/19/2007 - steven
Mormon's (or maybe we should call them Morons) are so retarded! They believe God was once human like us and if they are really good (and do all they are supposed to) they can be God's too. How the hell is that Christianity. I thought there was only supposed to be one God. They get their secret signs and hand shakes to get past the guards at heaven (you can't go to the top unless your Mormon). They practiced polygamy and only stopped when the government went after them. They believe that polygamy is sacred and will come back when God chooses. I can't believe any woman would even go for this crap. Arrogant and retarded. Freaking brainless fools. Can't even question their own crazy beliefs (because it's a sin). Sad thing is they have a ton of money and are growing like crazy. What makes people believe in this madness? Now we have one running for president! Very scary. Think . . . - 05/20/2007 - omg-blah
can't wait to see botox barbie!!!! - 05/10/2007 - anon
People need to lighten up. All religions are man made anyway, every single one of them. Many people need them to feel secure and not so afraid of death. That's fine if it works for them, but it shouldn't be forced on others. If it offends you uptight LDS to see this page, then kindly refrain from coming here. Like, Oh my heck! - 04/30/2007 - relax already
i am a member of the church you are bashing. i found this site by accident.i am extremely offended by the mockery of things that are sacred to us, please consider canceling this page. i am also very concerned that children might see this sight what would they think about their dolls if they saw this. i was taught to turn the other cheek, but not this time, i don't know what kind of person you are, but you need to get a life , you piece of crap. and that goes to all you other idots who think this page is cool or funny you should quit reading this crap and get a life! - 04/05/2007 - butterfly
I can't wait to order the whole collection for my barbie crazy daughter. My wife is a standard Morg Mom but I am in the closet--hate the church and like men...This site gets me through all the theo bull crap Mormon lies I have to live with to keep my 3 kids around and not experience divorce....love the tie Ken's hands to the bed routine. - 03/21/2007 - Steve Mandich
It's funny to see how offended "the true beleivers" get when they see your web site. They are content to wait and see who wins with God, but, by then it will be too late for the followers of profit Joseph and his false gods. My idea for your collection would be a Ken the father doll... with no pants...since their god is so busy with his god wives, banging all of us into creation, does he even own a pair? - 03/20/2007 - r.hills
Hahahahaa.. this is funny shit. Those who are offended, get a life! Some ppl have no sense of humor, and another thing.. everything shown is a true representation of Mormonism. Embrace your religion and embrace MoMo Barbies the way Ken embraces the babysitter while Barbie is at Relief Society. - 03/19/2007 - tonebutch2
you should make a catholic barbie and ken can molest kids, oh yeah and a protestant barbie who is a lesbian and a priest, oh yeah and a muslim barbie. Oh you could even use black or mexican sterotypes yeah that would be cool, I know then we could put a confederate flag on the back of our 87 bronco and go look for some coons. And then after we strung some up we could drink some real cheap beer! Yeah being a bigiot is cool!! - 01/26/2007 - pissed off jack
I can't believe that actual lds people have taken the time to read all of this and respond... lol
I read all about endowments... and how this "basic" part of the lds faith has changed over time (please note the old skool(tm) Barbie, and the regular endowment Barbie)
If something so fundemental of this faith can change so much... - 01/21/2007 - anon
The dolls where good... the comments... not so much. - 01/20/2007 - anon
I think that this is VERY distasteful! I am sorry that I have stumbled apon this site!! I LOVE my religion and I think that it is foolish to parade around such sacred things as you have here! The temple is a sacred place and also the things within it! - 01/20/2007 - anon
I'm also offended by the Barbie dolls! To use our favorite girl's dol and to suggest she'd ever be a member of that cult! barbie is way too fashionable to be caught dead in garments or prarie dresses! ::giggle:: love the site! - 01/15/2005 - Anon
i am very unhappy with this and it is unbeliveable that people to this kinds of stuff you should be ashamed of yourself - 12/31/200 - anon
I'm glad to see that there is finally a site where bigots and racists can get together and build up the strength to say what's in their heads instead of saying it to others, or better yet, instead of actually being productive with life. Keep it up! Happy Christmas, if anyone here believes in God (which I doubt). - 12/18/2006 - Commoner
I frankly don't see the difference between some of the comments on this site and a New Yorker blatanly mocking the Jewish yamika, or a Chicagoan ridiculing the Catholic habit. Bigotry does not qualify one as "open-minded." - 12/17/2006 - anon
This is the coolest site I have ever seen! Really good! I put it in my favorites gonna have to show this to my boyfriend. I think the Mormons are all fanatics. - 01/12/2006 - Someone
this shit is hilarious!!! - 12/04/2006 - freakin_sweet
Lovely site... I looked up barbie on google and I got a bunch of mormons spanking each other xD - 11/27/2006 - Wowie
i think it's weird that a religion comes with a uniform. also, that it has changed over time? rediculous. - 11/20/2006 - doug
If I need a laugh this site where I always go. - 11/19/2006 - Starsailorcat
I'm Mormon, don't freak out. Even though I find the dolls a little disturbing, I'm not offened, the only thing that really bothered me was Gordon B. Hinkley as the head of a doll. Otherwise, do whatever you want. - 11/11/2006 - anon
Wow someone in a high leadership position must have really pissed you off to spend this much time and money on an anti-mormon site... It's really sad that you've let someone or something effect you so deeply that now you spend a huge amount of your time attacking it. - 10/21/2006 - lame
awesome....what else can i say - 10/10/2006 - banjopicker
This page made me laugh, good job! I thought it was very hilarious and you're right about Mormons being the most hypocritical people. They truly are, you can pray and ask for yourself and it will be revealed to you that they are hahaha It's Moroni's promise. You will know if these things are true! And yes it's true that Mormons are idiots. - 10/02/2006 - Michelle Kealini
I'm not a strong member of the LDS church, but a member, none-the-less. Your attack on sacred (not secret) ceremonies is upsetting, to say the least. But one thing is for sure.. on Judgement Day (and every denomination says there WILL be a Judgement Day) we will all find out just who was right, and who was wrong. Wouldn't want to be in your shoes. - 08/17/2006 - Jim S
I'm a central american born and raised girl, living in the US and I respectfully want to let you know how sad, and dissapointing is to see and read your "comments".
I've been a member of the church all my life, I'm So grateful for it. We think for ourselves, we can pray and find out for ourselves.
We respect other's people religions or beliefs, of course we're all humans and we're not perfect, therefore, you might find some LDS members that aren't what you expected them to be. But, remember it is not our duty to judge, critizice, and generalize about others, and even worst to make mockery based on putting down others. This only reflects lack of self-worth, and lack of a sense of brotherhood and respect that should prevail in all societies today.
Find something productive of your own to have fun with, and don't waste your talents in such blasphemies and mockeries.You may laugh for 15 minutes but if you think about it may be you'll be surprise to find out that making fun of others only brings you sorrow, feelings of anger, or no success in your daily tasks, why? because when you concentrate your energy and part of your time to a negative cause you only can have negative results..and don't ask why things don't work out, or why God doesnt help you..
Besides, may be you need to get out and travel around the country or the world if you can, and you will find a different perspective regarding members of the Church, it is so mixed, we come from so many different backgrounds and cultures and it is just wonderful that we contribute all of this, and become equal in the Culture of the Gospel of JesusChrist.
I'm so happy for who I am, the way Heavenly Father created me, and for being able to share my thoughts with you today. Choose the Right!
Lamanite LDS Sister,22 - 06/26/2006 - lamanite
Wow, I was amazed to see how much of this 'sacred' information has gotten into the hands of such apostates. I know this couldn't be possible, because the inspired leaders should have been listening to the spirit, which would have told them, if they were listening, that these people would eventually leave the church. The big movie in the sky which has a history of the past, present and future, because god would know they would abandon a holy cause and become people who wouldn't respect the secrets and then other people could see this kind of special rituals. It just saddens my heart to think those people who were once the 'Called and elected, saved for the last days' kind of people could have such hardened hearts..... So, how do I invite you all over for cookies and milk, so we can get you reactivated, because you really are special spirits you know. - 06/28/2006 - livebyfear
Some humor here, but mostly just in poor taste. - 06/19/2006 - kutzger
The other day God told me to stick my head in a hat and I saw a vision of this website. It's been a very educational read and put a smile on my tired little face. Thanks for the laughs :) Keep up the good work! - 06/08/2006 - VLB
Ok. So I'm an exmo. I do understand how people can be upset by this, but it's used in good humor, so lighten up a bit.
This page is very funny, and I like all of the jokes and marks about true facts. - 06/06/2006 - Jennifer
Great site! Very creative! Thanks for the laughs. - 06/06/2006 - Amen
Loved the page. As an ExMo I couldn't be happier, and the satire you are postiing is good for 'em. Cheers and good luck! - 06/05/2006 - flattopSF
As an ex-Southern Baptist girl who was brought up to be a good preacher's wife, I'm amazed at how much we have in common culturally! Of course it helps that I've read up and know what all this is about, but *still* - oh, my. I NEED a Blood Atonement Barbie, very badly. Great work! - 06/05/2006 - Lesley
This is just about the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! My in-laws are mormons, and I think that anyone who follows that crazy religion is just intelectually bankrupt. I'm glad other people share the same sense of humor that I do. - 06/02/2006 - Anon
what the flip is wrong wit you that is so wrong. well it basically dfeats the purpose of barbie! wow your really dumb!! but that was funny so i have to give you your props!! lmao on the floor crying just died call 911. - 05/30/2006 - ghettoprep
I love it, I love it ... the pain of the TBMs is particularly delicious.
How can anyone ever believe this stuff in the 21st century? - 02/27/2006 - Lamanite
Congratulations, your by far the biggest idiots ever and have no clue what your doing. Thanks for making dirt feel important and worth something. Please email me or call thats fine to, shoot why dont we meet,or your most likely a little computer dork that really has no life,well thats already been proven. - 02/26/2006 - Allen
Why are you guys so obsessed with knocking the Church. Did someone get their little feelings hurt so they want to bring everyone else down to their level so they feel all better inside? Get a freakin' life. - 04/08/2006 - anon
Fucking Awesome! I am filled with joy to find that there are people who find the Latter Day Masions as retarded as I do. Here are a few more doll ideas...How about a Tar and Feathered Ken doll. Or maybe Bishops daughter Barbie with willing holes. HA! I've been there - 09/07/2006 - Yochedda
Joseph Smith cheated on his wife. So, to avoid conflict, he said god told him that everyone had to have alot of wives. That's how the polygamy started. It's historical fact. - 08/31/2006 - Psycho Grass-13
Fuck all the haters that come here to put you down. You are funny, and I can relate to all dolls. I love them!!! Keep up the good work!!! - 08/19/2006 - Jay Kamisese
Brilliant! Keep up the good work! - 08/10/2006 - Star Sailor Cat
I'm a central american born and raised girl, living in the US and I respectfully want to let you know how sad, and dissapointing is to see and read your "comments".
I've been a member of the church all my life, I'm So grateful for it. We think for ourselves, we can pray and find out for ourselves. We respect other's people religions or beliefs, of course we're all humans and we're not perfect, therefore, you might find some LDS members that aren't what you expected them to be. But, remember it is not our duty to judge, critizice, and generalize about others, and even worst to make mockery based on putting down others. This only reflects lack of self-worth, and lack of a sense of brotherhood and respect that should prevail in all societies today.
Find something productive of your own to have fun with, and don't waste your talents in such blasphemies and mockeries.You may laugh for 15 minutes but if you think about it may be you'll be surprise to find out that making fun of others only brings you sorrow, feelings of anger, or no success in your daily tasks, why? because when you concentrate your energy and part of your time to a negative cause you only can have negative results..and don't ask why things don't work out, or why God doesnt help you..
Besides, may be you need to get out and travel around the country or the world if you can, and you will find a different perspective regarding members of the Church, it is so mixed, we come from so many different backgrounds and cultures and it is just wonderful that we contribute all of this, and become equal in the Culture of the Gospel of JesusChrist.
I'm so happy for who I am, the way Heavenly Father created me, and for being able to share my thoughts with you today. Choose the Right! - 07/09/2006 - Lamanite LDS Sister,22
MORMONS are the most hypocritical and DELUSIONAL people the world has to offer. The Mormon Corporate Empire changes and morphs all aspects of the church at any given time to suit their needs of the moment. And so does the end mormon. - 07/05/2006 - JS-hanged
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! - 07/02/2006 - Cada Angela de la Mort
Your site is the bomb!!!!!!!! - 07/01/2006 - Shatiena
Fuckin' wonderful, as an ex-mormon I couldn't agree more that it's strange all these products HAVEN'T been marketed yet. - 05/07/2006 - Strahd
Oh My God! I'm adding this page to my favorites so I can chuckle at the Mor(m)ons any time I like. I especially liked Barbie spanking Ken ... I'm forwarding this page to all my Mormon friends. - 04/28/2006 - Robert
Yeah, so I pretty much enjoyed every bit of this. I got told by an LDS Seminary teacher that I was going to go to hell. I am 15 years old and frankly smarter than any other person (Mormon of any age.) in this state.
Garments used to have to go to the ankle and to the wrist, why did it change?? Did they have a vision?? I find it interesting that they just have visions over night. Like that one time, they were going to have to go to court because they were being racist against blacks.
The day before their court date, they had a "vision" and God said it was okay to be nice to the black people. They took all the Book of mormons back and reprinted them all. I don't understand how something can change just like that..
I think the Mormons are crazy and i'm sick of living around them. THEY SUCK. They are their biggest hypocrites. You aren't suppossed to have sex before marriage, you aren't suppossed to kiss anyone passionatly before marriage... yet, most the girls here who are pregnant.. are MORMONS. I don't understand this..
I have a LDS handbook.. I think I should bring it out. I think the LDS religion is based on lies and fear. You question anything and your ignored or excommunicated. The book of mormon is really the BOOK OF BULLSHIT if you ask me.. - 02/27/2006 - SICK OF UTAH BULLSHIT
Excellent perceptions from one so young. Be true to your heart, my own experience showed me that LDS is a huge cult. Never be afraid to think for yourself. - 03/23/2006 - Rhonda
Just want to say that I dont go to church much but I have respect for other peoples beliefs. I think you have mental issues. I will find out who and where you live and I will ...
You will regret every wasted time you made geek. Think about it geek with a disterbing childhood. Think, was it worth doing this just to be ... - 02/08/2006 - NUTZ LAMEKO - knutz007@hotmail.com
Looking at it from TRUE Mormon perspective, I don't think anyone has made more of a mockery of the Garments than the church itself. Remember in the Temple ceremony, it refers to the Garment of the Holy Priesthood, not the Calvin Klein style boxer briefs and crew neck tee shirt of the Holy Priesthood. Remember when the mark of the knee actually went to the knee? I'm surprised they haven't had another revelation renaming it the "Mark of the Upper Thigh."
If you ask me, what the Church has done with the sacred Garments to please all the snotty Gen X-ers so they wouldn't be unfashionable or inconvenienced, is the real offense. --- Ok, now I'm out of my Mormon perspective mode. - 09/15/2005 - anon
Loved all of it! I am LMFAO this very second! I have across the street, neighbors who are Mormons and it will be hard for me to hold my thoughts about them and their "endowments". I almost lol everytime I think about it! 08/21/2005 -siggering in Spokane
Excellent work. I am still laughing fifteen minutes later. - 07/10/2005 - from JDG
Looks like your slamtoons have hit a little close to home for some.... GOOD! Hey, if your religion has funny/screwie/scary rituals, clothing, etc., then it's going to be made fun of. I'm supprised mormons haven't figured this out yet? "Your going to hell, timples' are specual' places and it's clothing is very secret...err sacred young man!"
LOL! Burn in hell!? Yea, your in Utah right? See, these guy's have better prophacies than Josephs'myth. - 07/03/2005 - from RUonLSD2?
Excellent work. I am still laughing fifteen minutes later. - 07/01/2005 - from JDG
How dare you make a mockery of something so sacred as holy garments and eternal endowments. I am extremely offended and not only will never visit this site again but will tell all my friends and neighbors about this horrible "joke" so that they may never have the displeasure of reading it. I suggest you reconsider your style of comedic writing before the judgement day if you know what I mean. Don't say you weren't warned. - 06/30/2005 - Sarah T.
I am very offended by your "dolls". These things are sacred and not to be kid around with. Our prophet is a prophet of God. His face is not a toy. I'm not trying to be rude but this has offended myself and probably others. Please cancel your page and make a new unbiased one. Thank you. - 06/19/2005 - anon
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