MTC - Missionary Trainging Center - 2 year til I get laid.

Jeffrey Holland's new body image.

Two Hill Cumorah's theory boob job.

Joseph Smith Angel Moroni wet dream Book of Mormon.

Gordon Hinckley and Boyd Packer attitude problem - f you.

Gordon B Hinckley needs help with pick up lines.

Perhaps people can give Gordy a little help with pick up lines now that he is single again? - 11/24/2005 - Steve Adams

Emma's maids, Joseph Smith and word of wisdom.

Temple penalties with Russell Nelson and Joseph Wirthlin - cutthroat.

LDS Mormon temple garments sponsors.

Gordon B Hinckley blacks temple veil five points of fellowship.

Adam and Eve seen by Mormons.

Mormon LDS masturbation reversing curse.

Mormon LDS Jesus.

Gordon B Hinckley green Jell-o jiggles.

Disclaimer: This is just a parody. President Gordon B. Hinkley does not actually play with green Jell-O breasts, as far as I know. - 11/18/2005 - Steve Adams

Boyd Packer and Sheri Dew garment instructions flatten the mind.

LDS Temple garments flatliner.

What underwear would Jesus wear?

My mother worked at a dry cleaners in Utah. They dry cleaned a pair of panties and bra for a woman who had sewn the marks into them as shown. Seems like a great idea to me. - 11/17/200r - Steve Adams

LDS Mormon temple garments marks sewn into Victoria's Secret.

Boyd Packer and Sheri Dew sharing intimacy in LDS Mormon temple garments.

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