2016 Celestial Slamtoons updated 01/06/2016

Thomas Monson - Dallin Oaks - vultures and seagulls.

Hunstman -ites vs. Romney-ites, smite, pox, politics.

Captain Ammon Bundy Moroni and the Federalites.

Book of Mormon stoning - seer stone, peep stone.

Sea Org, Sea Morg. L Ron Hubbard, Lehi Ron Hubbard, John Travolta, Tom Cruise.

Church of Latte Day Saints - by Bizarro Comics.

Dallin Oaks, Jeffrey Holland, buzzard, vulture new year, Mormon, LDS.

Seer stone, peep stone, Joseph Smith, Palmyra, translation.

Peep stone, seer stone, monson, eyring.

Upon this peepstone shall - by Ziller.

The title of this piece of Exmo Art was inspired by the subject line of a post by Iris ~ a Mormon Apostate over on the Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forums.

Here we see Friberg's famous image of that Great White Nephite Prophet / General / Scribe ~ Moroni casting a mighty spell upon a Holy Peep-Stone before hiding it up in an otherwise unremarkable hillside in ancient Upstate New York.

The Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, Jr. is seen poised to emerge from that same hillside, wielding the same Holy Peep-Stone, some 1400 years later, as some kind of U. S. American wannabe Muhammad or something. (peace be upon him)

The eye-candy-in-red is working her magic and she has Joseph Jr.'s full attention.

The powers unleashed by the insatiable lusts and dark arts of the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, Jr. would continue to blight the human condition well into the 21st century A.D.

The images of His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster bordering the piece represent ultimate truth.

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- Handcart Fail -


Handcart Break by Ziller.

Dang! Its HOT !!! And this LDS young woman's handcart has tipped over.

With the false promises of Mormonism appearing as a mirage just over the ever-receding horizon, she decides to shed her prairie dress and Mormon underwear and join the Devil's BBQ party.

The dry cracked ground is actually a photoshopped close-up of some geriatric Mormon Apostle's bald head.

And it might be the HEAT but Ziller swears there are pornographic images imbedded in them yonder mountains. Or maybe imbedded images of Sweet Jesus' Stations of the Cross ? Who knows ?

Dang! Its HOT !!!

"Hey Satan! How bout a couple of cold beers for Ziller and sugar-tits here ?"

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