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This is the extension of my MoMo manhood sword!!! - 12/13/2008 - Ron Jeremy

Back off from the Funeral Potatoes ... and nobody gets hurt !! - 11/05/2008 - Skunk Puppet

Yoda returns. Token First of the Aaronic Priesthood this is, young Jedi. - 11/04/2008 - BrerRabbit

You will be assimilated!~ ! ZAP! - 11/04/2008 - SusieQ#1

Boyd K. Packer, The Early Years. - 11/04/2008 - SD

And I smote off the head of Laban and put on his garments, except for the most parts, which were bloody. - 11/04/2008 - Jerry

Watch me gasp and struggle for breath after I accidentally cut my head off. - 11/04/2008 - Laman and Lemon

The force is strong with you Lord Vader. You've stripped me of my magical underwear, yet the fig leaf and baker hat is untouched. - 11/04/2008 - Frontal Lobotomy

The Force is strong in this stripped-down warrior - 11/04/2008 - Tiphanie

"Rather than do so I would suffer my life to be taken via the extreme humiliation caused by wearing this ridiculous outfit." - 11/04/2008 - Alien Temple Worker

The pre-1990 Mormon Temple penalties ain't got shit on the new and improved 2009 Penalties! - 11/04/2008 - Shiz's Jizz

Hold to the rod the iron rod; 'Tis strong, and bright, and true. 11/04/2008 - wings

Which way to the ballot and remind me, are we for or against Prop8?! - 11/04/2008 - Bert

TOGA! TOGA! - 11/04/2008 - anon

May the farce be with you. - 11/04/2008 - Elder O. B Wankanobi

The Real Stripling Warrior!! - 11/04/2008 - Arnold Friberg

I see your schwartz is as big as mine. - 11/04/2008 - Boydie Packer

Off to battle the gays! - 11/04/2008 - Ether Seattle

"I will protect my Frozen Meat, with my sword and my baker's cap!" - 11/04/2008 - Zeezrom

"If you ever reveal the first token of the Aaronic Priesthood, I will hie your head to Kol-fucking-lob." - 11/04/2008 - Kung Foo Murmurer

The Iron Rod has been replaced with the laser. 11/04/2008 - Dan

When GA's and Apostles don their robes and "hold fast to the rod" the green hue of the light saber actually matches the color of their aprons . - 11/04/2008 - SLCabbie

The perfect specimen of MoMo manhood. - 11/03/2008 - Suzie