So, I wonder if they'll let us wear some magical underpants too. - 12/13/2008 - Christian
How proctologists shake hands. - -5/07/2007 - P
"Oh, I thought when you said you wanted to show me the sure sign of the nail it was a euphenism for you wanting to have sex!" - 07/09/2005 - anon
It's ok. According to recent archeological research Romans didn't nail their victims through the wrist. - 04/29/2005 - anon
...And by touching this pressure point you nullify your ability to think for yourself. Believe me, it comes in handy. - 04/29/2005 - from Uziyahu
Cover art for Resident Evil 3:T-Virus Takes over Temple square only to be converted and be even more mind numbing. - 04/20/2005 - Celtic_jrg
Unfortunately for the zombies, everyone gathered around the temple seemed to have already had their brains eaten, so the undead couple went home hungry that night. - 03/03/2005 - anon
Onlookers-"Good thing the church did away with the blood oaths or we would have been forced to slit your throats and spill your entrails on the ground for that!!" - 01/19/2005 - anon
Sister Sarah and Brother Andrew are activated by the Blood Oath program from the Morg mothership as the secret handshakes are performed in public. - 01/22/2002 - Jamin
"What the hell?! I only asked you to pull my finger! - 01/22/2001 - wrestlevideo
I bet you a hundred dollars that Gold Angel on the spire IS playing the Olympic Anthem with that trumpet, Lets shake on it! -NOT like that!..... Now! Let us go up to the Holee of Holees where we can really hear this and settle it for all time and eternity. - 10/30/2001 - Pat McKitrick
Evelyn and Bob are triggered by the Mormon signal. Their eyes shift back 'n forth and they respond in unison, "By your command!" - 10/18/2001 - janiceM
Has anybody else here seen John Carpenter's "They Live"? - 10/18/2001 - Nephihaha
Goddamnit! You try to take a decent picture and a f**king temple crops up in the background. - 10/18/2001 - Moablo
Will you give it to me?
I will through the veil (in reformed Egyptian!)
Hell thin duh neigh-bull
Mare Oh Indium boeings
Stray-nth indium lions anne din duh see-news
Pyre ant duh prickstud pee ahh pun may
aint ahh pun maya pod-stare-uh-tea
fur allah gin-rations auf thyme
Ayn threw-how tall ear-turn-uh-tea - 10/18/2001 - Heavenly Fodder
There is so much esoeteric meaning in the original reformed Egyptian, for example:
The 'bull' is a symbol of Ephraim!
The 'ear-turn' is a clear reference to the mouth to ear whisper that accompanies the sacred embrace at the veil!
'Tea' is a reference to the Word of Wisdom, a requirement to enter the Temple and perform the holy hokie pokie.
'Prickstud' is similar to the Abrahamic facsimile with the priesthood reference to the phallic and erect member, clearly denoting the origin of the word.
'Pyre ant' literally means fire ant which secrets a type of formic acid with it's bite, symbolic of potency or 'power' as it is translated in the English endowment.
'Maya' is a clear reference to the Lamanites who also built temples. - 10/18/2001 - Hugh Nibley
Hey, you're not giving me the finger?! Are you? - 10/18/2001 - anon
Wait, I want to see if he really will turn white and delightfulsome. - 10/18/2001 - Donna
Melba and Lamont marvel that the Phi Delta Kappa sorority has the perverted form of the patriarchal grip, which was passed down from generation to generation since the days of Solomon. - 10/18/2001 - U of U student
Demonically possessed members of the Mormon Church look askance at the public display of Mormonism, which is strictly forbidden during the Mainstreaming Season. - 10/18/2001 - anon
They have revealed the secret handshake! Tell the master -- they must be destroyed! - 10/18/2001 - anon
(Moroni sneeks a smoke while the young couple debate whether scratching each others palm is a sin and should be reported to the bishop) - 10/17/2001 - wedda2
What is that? Has it a name? - 10/17/2001 - anon
The paramedic quickly checks for a pulse or any sign of life on a pedestrian at Temple Square before the Pod People can snatch his body and do rituals for the dead inside their eerie dwelling. - 10/17/2001 - Dagny
The aliens quickly spotted more of their own kind by the secret handshake as the gold spacecraft hovered above the building. - 10/17/2001 - Dagny
What do you mean this isn't the Masonic Temple? You've got the symbols here... - 10/17/2001 - anon
Notice the look in the Mobots eyes as they see their Satanic rituals performed in public. - 10/17/2001 - sebastian
Hey! How about getting a nail trim! - 10/17/2001 - Schweizerkind
Oh my heck! Those ol' blood oaths are so ignurunt. - 10/17/2001 - St. Provo Girl
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