Sigmund: My initial diagnosis indicates deep melancholia.
Boyd: Yes?
Sigmund: You must have committed a serious sin, perhaps chronic masturbation? - 04/11/2005 - anon
Sigmund: Tell me about your childhood.
Boyd: I remember sitting in the Tabernacle. I used to love gazing at the large organ. It's multitude of long hard pipes filled me with a strange mix of emotions that as a child I didn't understand. It is the same feeling I get when looking upon the massive spires of our temples which shoot skyward attracting the gaze of all around.
Sigmund: This is a clear case of penis envy. Tell me do you have a small factory? - 04/07/2005 - anon
Siggie: Tell me about your mother, and how she would touch your little factory! - 04/05/2005 - anon
Siggy: Tell me about your mother.
Boyd: She was so jealous of father's other wives that she used to beat me. A LOT!! - 04/05/2005 - anon
Sigmund: Your mental problems are all caused by your selfishness. - 03/30/2005 - AxelDC
Sigmund: Tell me about your childhood.
Boyd: I liked to play with my sister's Barbie dolls. One time I put Ken and G.I. Joe in the same tent.
Bottom caption: How it all started. - 03/27/2005 - Peter Doubt