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Bring us your illiterate, your white children, your inbred yearning to play the banjo. And never forget: a mind is not such a terrible thing to waste. - 01/04/2014 - Zoobie Doobie
Where the Honor Code only applies to dissidents. - 02/09/2010 - anon
Where your guilt level is factored into your GPA.
Where tithing allows us to purchase the best non-Mormon athletes money can buy. - 12/14/2008 - by proudapostate
Where brains are fried, but souls edified. - 12/23/2005 - S. Benson
Where accreditation is only a dream away. - 12/23/2005 - Makurosu
The Glory of God is Obedience
Enter to learn; Go forth to procreate.
Truth is none of your business. - 12/23/2005 - runtu
We've already done the thinking for you!
Where else can you watch the direct decendants of Cain play football!
Enter to learn...and to spy and report on homosexuals.
Property of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. All students and faculty subject to search and
intimidation upon acceptance.
We don't let facts get in the way of truth.
The only school where you can earn a 4.0 GPA in the Lambs Book of Life.
Like maps?? You'll love our "Limited Geography" Deptartment - 12/23/2005 - Jonny the Smoke
A mind is a terrible thing to use - 12/23/2005 - Tal Bachman
The Glory of God is the Avoidance of Intelligence. - 12/23/2005 - Et tu, Y?
Abandon all hope ye who enter here. - 12/23/2005 - Dante Aligheri
Fidelity Through Violence - 12/23/2005 - Laszlo
Obedience will make you free - 12/23/2005 - Odin
Magic Theater Entrance Not For Everybody - 12/23/2005 - Bob T
Blind obedience makes perfect faith. - 12/23/2005 - Sine nomine
B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Brains) We Supply The Lobotomies
Tow The Line & We'll Give You A Flatline. - 12/23/2005 - BeenThereDunnThatExMo
Enter to Conform, go forth to Obey - 12/23/2005 - Yup
Don't Step on the Grass. - 12/23/2005 - Skunk Puppet
Where the only beards are those on the statues
Put reason away and learn to obey
The only self-accredited University west of Adam Ondi Ahmen
Sign- Warning- Cattle crossing
Where the flock gets fleeced
Sign- Don't feed the apologists (especially Daniel C. Peterson)
Peer review? What's peer review? - 12/23/2005 - activejackmormon
Fight the Liar Within! - 12/23/2005 - The Apostate Paul
Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts! - 12/23/2005 - f#m7
If you liked Stepford, you'll love us! - 12/23/2005 - BrerRabbit
The Glory of God is Prozac - 12/23/2005 - DataHavok
Big Mormon Brother Is Watching You - 12/23/2005 - theflyonthewall
Prepare to evacuate soul
Don't cum ye saints
Gird up your brains
The only highlights are in our hair
Your last chance to figure it out before it's too late
Your brain will not leave here alive
Looking for football players
Entrance to law school:
Enter a Mormon, leave free
Deconverting more Mormons than the Tanners
And for those who still intend on staying Mormon even after learning to think critically:
Learning to defend the indefensible
You'll make a great GA - 12/23/2005 - T-bone
Everyone gets what they deserve - 12/23/2005 - Freya
Free Homo Electrocution - 12/23/2005 - LifeIsGreatNow
BYU-Where you can look forward to selling cell phones! - 01/01/2005 - from Go Utes34 31
"Proud Breeding Ground for our Brainwashed Young Youth since 1876." - 03/09/2004 - anon
Destroying Young Minds Since 1876. The Legacy Continues! - 11/07/2003 Johns Hopkins
There's no place on earth like the YBU - 11/07/2003 - Lindsay_Helm
Babysitting Your Underlings
My parents think I'm not having sex here.
Building Yesterday's Ubermenchen
Preparing you to lead the past.
Blocking Your Understanding
Earn a degree without learning to think.
Boyd's Youth Underground
Stormtroopers of Righteousness.
Be-Yond Uptight
There's no righteous like self-righteous. - 11/06/2003 - Stray Mutt
BYU- The Only University That Gives Mrs. Degrees. - 11/06/2003 - BYU not my Alma Mater
If a woman doesn't get a husband, we'll give her money back.
Bring Your own Underwear
We don't care how you bring them, just Bring-um-young! - 11/06/2003 - nonamepls
A university too lame to party.
A university where only the statues have beards.
God help Gary Crowton, he needs all the help he can get.
BYU! BYU! where the girls are girls and the boys are too.
Stand and boo, the cougars are through....
BYU, the second best University in Utah County
BYU, providing brides for U of U TBM's since the days of Lorenzo Snow
BYU, where geology is taught in the religion department
Well, someone's got to be Boise State's bitch! - 11/06/2003 - Activejackmormon
The Thinking Has Been Done.
The Glory of God is Intelligence. Not Much Glory Around Here.
Enter To Learn How. Go Forth To Lie. - 11/06/2003 - SD
The Campus Is Our World - 11/05/2003 - Boyd K Slacker
"Mormismo delenda est!" Or?, perhaps for the Latin Studies Department thereof. semper fidelis. Y pasame la sal, por favor! - 11/05/2003 - from Senator Marcus Cato, chmn. Anti-theocracy Committee
Enter to Serve - Go for to learn. - 11/05/2003 - Molly M
Enter to yearn - Go for to perve. - 11/05/2003 - Emmanuel David
Enter to earn - Go for with nerve. - 11/05/2003 - Johnny Cochran
The glory of God is ambivilance. - 11/05/2003 - Bruce R. McConkie the VIII
Bringem' Young and Bring - 03/17/2010 - BRR
Brainwashed Young Uneducated - 02/09/2010 - anon
B-Best (Freakin') Y-youth U-University! - 02/25/2009 - Miriam B.
University of Kolob - 04/02/2008 - 3X
Brothers Your Uncle -06/26/2007 - MHO
Boring You University - 03/21/2007 - Rose
Brigham-Jugend Universitaet - 03/21/2007 - Steve Castle
Brigham Young Pee-University - 03/20/2007 - Elder Pee Wee Herman
Brigham Dung University - 02/28/2007 - by Kim Yung Chung
Brigham Seccumb University - 02/27/2007 - by Sir Rendur
Brainwashing-em Young University - 09/09/2006 - anon
Bang 'em Young University - 09/09/2006 - Challenger
Borg-em Young University - 09/09/2006 - BeautifulMind
Braindead Youth University - 09/09/2006 - Lazarus
Bullshit'EM Young University
Brain Yoyo University
Bad Youth University. - 09/09/2006 - Tom Cruise wannabee
The Provo Finishing School - 06/16/2006 - franz
Insanity Capital of the U.S. - 03/27/2006 - Rita
MU - Mormon University - 02/25/2006 - Lynn
B-Y- who? Never heard of ya." - 01/02/2005 - Stray Mutt
BYU--stands for Boy, You're Ugly!! - 12/18/2004 - from Susan D.
The Why? - 11/21/2004 - Sunbeam
The new BYU in southeast Idaho Idaho _ BYU North. I call it BYOMU - (bring your own magic underwear). - 07/28/2004 - anon
Since "the Glory of God is ->intelligence<-"...
KGB - Kolob's Girlie Bar
CIA - College of Idiotic Applicants
FBI - Farming Bigoted Individuals
Mi5 - Mormon Induction for 5 years
SS - Saintly Students
STASI - School of Totally Addled Sexual Inverts
MOSSAD - Mormon Studies and Scripture Addicted Drones - 05/15/2004 - from Nephihaha
Breeding the Youth University - BYU - 03/09/2004 - anon
ByWHO - BYW - 11/16/2003 - Switz1
Brigham's All-Righteous Followers - BARF - 11/09/2003 - from GoUtes34 31
Boyd's Your Uncle - BYU - 11/07/2003 - from Wanker
Bland Yucky Uniformity - BYU
Boring You, Ultimately - BYU
Big Yawn Uncovered - BYU
Buffoonish Yokel Ubiquity - BYU
Bare Your Udders - BYU
Bachelor, You're Unprepared - BYU
Bad Years Unmentioned - BYU
Blinded Young Underclassmen - BYU
Bumptious Yet Underperforming - BYU
Beats Yam Unearthing - BYU
Baby Yield Unmatched - BYU
Behold Yonder Uncertainty - BYU
Bury Your Unhappiness - BYU
Brother, You're Unworthy - BYU
Beautiful Yellow Urine - BYU
Babysitting Your Underlings - BYU
Building Yesterday's Ubermenchen - BYU
Blocking Your Understanding - BYU
Boyd's Youth Underground - BYU
Be-Yond Uptight - BYU - 11/06/2003 - Stray Mutt
Put Hubby Through - PHT - 11/06/2003 - SusieQ#1
Bizzare Youth Underworld - BYU - 11/06/2003 - Reggie Shumway
Bring 'em Younger University. - BYU - 11/06/2003 - Who Cares
Brigham's Striplings - B.S. - 09/11/2003 - submission from what does it spell
Become Your own god for Uncle sam - BYU - 09/11/2003 - anon
Cecil's Crazy College - CCC - 09/11/2003 - Oral Roberts
oBaY U - BYU - 07/28/2003 - cricket
Bigamy Young University - BYU - 07/13/2003 - spinner
Bigoted Youth University - BYU
University of the Underground - U of U
USPooh - USP - 06/15/2003 - chywon
Blow You University - BYU
Bare Your Underwear - BYU
Boring You Unnecessarily - BYU
Boink Young Undergads - BYU - 06/15/2003 - Wag
Brigham Young Uni-thought - BYU - 06/15/2003 - Steve Benson
Boy You Ugly - 06/15/2003 - anon
Bop em Young U - BYU - 05/29/2003 - anon
Brainwash (the) Young University - BYU - 05/03/2003 - misspeabody
Post Mortal Technical College - PMTC - 05/02/2003 - from That time of the month
Big and Hung University - BHU - 03/10/2003 - from rufus
Brigham Bob Jones University - BBJU - 12/31/2002 - Elder Barry Wyon
Bring Your Unawares - BYU - 11/05/2002 - Dolly Lama
Sacred Holy Institute of Technology - SHIT - 11/04/2002 - from exmony
Hogwash School of Theology - HST - 07/14/2002 - from Harry Potter
Brigham's Yeshiva University - BYU
Private Educational Nominal Institute of Saints - PENIS - 05/27/2002 -from Cousin of Jared
Orson Pratt University - OPU - 04/14/2002 - anon
Brainwashed Yodelhead University (BYU)
Buttfuckem Young University (BYU)
Bastard Youth University (BYU)
Backstabbing Youth University (BYU)
Zoo of Crazy Mormon Idiots (ZCMI)
Zionist Cult of Moronic Imbeciles (ZCMI) - 02/15/2002 - Snorkman
Brainwash the Youth University - BYU - 01/28/2002 - Bongboy
Bin-Laden Yeshiva Utahliban - BYU - 12/16/2001 - Yasser Arafat
Planet managment Undergraduate School - PUDS - 11/12/2001 - ghinckley@byu.edu
Brainwashed Young Utah'ns - BYU - 10/11/2001 - Cousin of Jared
Bully Your Underlings - BYU - 09/29/2001 - Nephihaha
Hick State School - HSS - 09/29/2001 - Nephihaha
Bleach Your Underwear - 07/19/2001 - anon
GYU-"Gee, why you?" - 07/19/2001 - Matthew
Breed'm Young Utopia - BYU - 05/08/2001 - anon
Brigham's Yucky Uranus - BYU - 05/08/2001 - anon
Boyd's Yes-man Utility - BYU - 05/08/2001 - anon
University of theology gone retarded - UTGR - 05/08/2001 - anon
Sexually-Begotten Deity University - SBDU
The Whitest School in America - WSA
Blaspheming Yahweh University - BYU - 12/13/2000 - anon
Sexually-Begotten Deity University - SBDU
Blaspheming Yahweh University - BYU - 12/13/2000 - anon
Brigham Young inc. "We also do degrees!" - 11/29/2000 - anon
Morg Institute of Theology - M.I.T. - 11/21/2000 - SaorStat@LasVegas.com
Zions Collection of Mormon Idiots - ZCMI - 11/08/2000 - anon
Bring Your Undergarments - 09/28/2000 - Beli
Brandish Your Undergarments - 09/28/2000 - Beli
Anti-Knowledge College - 09/28/2000 - Beli
Brainwash You Utterly - BYU - 09/19/2000 - R.T.P.
Bonerland - 07/17/2000 - Bart Simpson (BYU 2008)
Utah Poly - UP - 07/15/2000 - anon
Idaho Poly - IP - 07/15/2000 - anon
University of Tehran - UOT - 07/15/2000 - anon
Utah Church-State University - UCSU - 07/15/2000 anon
Brigham-Packer University - BPU - 07/15/2000 - anon
Brigham Young University Idaho - Potato University - P.U. - 06/21/2000 - anon
University of Assimilation - UofA - 06/15/2000 - David
BYU! BYU! Where the girls are the girls And the boys are, too! - 06/10/2000 - former BYU drone
Since some people call BYU "BYWHO?" wouldn't Ricks then be BYWHOI (whoeey)? - 06/23/2000 - C.Dean
Zoobilee Zoo, Its BYU - 05/15/2000 - anon
Bigotted Young Uranuses - BYU - 06/10/2000 - Tami
Lard's Unithoughtory® - 03/24/2000 - Bobby A
Deseret University of Mormon Missiology - DUMM - 01/19/2000 - anon
L.Ron Hubbard University - RHU - 12/29/1999 - anon
Stepford College - SC - 12/29/1999 - anon
Beardless You'll Understand - BYU - 12/10/1999 - Brigham Smith
College of Uniformity in Latter-Times - CULT - 09/21/1999 - Brigham Smith
University of Religious Intolerance Now and Later - URINAL - 09/06/1999 - Brigham Smith
God's Extra Special Testimony Applied Priesthood Order - GESTAPO - 09/07/1999 - anon
Bring 'em Young and Unattached - BYU - 09/04/1999 - AxelDC
UC-Provo - UCP - 09/04/1999 - AxelDC
Brigham Young Univesity Spiritual Servitude Religious - BYUSSR - 09/04/1999 - swedenDC
Why Brigham Young - YBU - 08/13/1999 - unknown
Boyd K Packer University - BKPU - 08/10/1999 - anon
university of people rushing to perform the temple ritual so they can get laid - 08/06/1999 - Theodore
University for the Intellectually Impaired - UII - 07/29/1999 - anon
Waiting On a Returned Missionary - WORM - 07/20/1999 - DC
Further Understanding Responsible Priesthood In Eternity - FURPIE - 07/20/1999 - DC
Celestial Learning Institute of Testimony - CLIT - 07/20/1999 - DC
Fun And Games With Electro Shock Therapy - FAGWEST (hey, I'm gay. I'm allowed) 07/01/1999 - Sparky
Brigham Young and U - 06/19/1999 - dadams
The Mormonic Convergence - TMC - 05/21/1999 - anon
Kolobotomy Kingdom Kollege - KKK - 05/21/1999 - anon
Burn Your Underwear - BYU - 05/20/1999 - anon
Brigham's Institute for Training Church Heretics - BITCH - 05/20/1999 - anon
University of Holy Underwear - UHU - 05/06/1999 - Image 77
College of Personality Repression - CPR - 05/05/1999 - jlaitres
Academy of the Staged Sacrament - ASS - 05/05/1999 - jlaitres
Mormon University of Sacred & Holy Underwear - MUSHU - 05/05/1999 - jlaitres
School of Revisionist Evangelism - SORE - 05/04/1999 - Dave
Brigham Young Orphanage - BYO - 04/24/1999 - anon
Liars Doing Seminary - LDS - 04/24/1999 - anon
Brigham Youngs Aspiring Green Jello - BYAGJ - 04/24/1999 anon
Mesoamerican Origin Revisionist Officers Nudist Insistitute - MORONI - 04/23/1999 - image77
Advanced Mormonic Normalcy - AMN - 04/23/1999 - image77
College of Mormonology - CM - 04/23/1999 - image77
University of Holy Underwear - UHU - 04/23/1999 - image77
Brigham's Ultimate Testimony Tech - BUTT - 04/23/1999 - image77
Brigham's Likeness On New Diplomas - BLOND - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waist By Attending BYU - AMIATTTWBABYU - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
Auschwitz for the Mind - AM - 04/20/1999 - Blashoodaloom
University of Fast Offerings - UFO - anon
The University of the Fourth Reich - UFR - anon
Church Officer's Education Department - COED - anon
Satan's Educational Xanadu - SEX - anon - 04/02/1999
Zion Institute of Testimonyology - ZIT - anon - 04/02/1999
Hinckley's Educational Living Lie - HELL - anon - 03/30/1999
But You're Underlings! - BYU - (If BYU were a women's college!)- anon - 03/30/1999
Buy Your Undies - BYU - anon - 03/30/199
Buy Your Undergraduate Degree Elsewhere - BYUDE - anon - 03/30/1999
Half the Truth School for Mormons - HTTSFM - Stormtrooper - 03/29/1999
Censorship is King College - CIKC - Stormtrooper - 03/29/1999
Breedem' Young University - BYU - Stormtrooper - 03/29/1999
Brigham Young College - BYC - (because all those religion classes take the place of *real* learning)-Baghead - 03/29/199
Brigham Young Seminary School - BYSS - Baghead - 03/29/1999
BYWOO - Sue - 03/29/1999
Temple Tech - TT - Sue - 03/29/1999
Brigham's School - BS - anonymous - 03/25/1999
God's Order Of Divinity = Gracious, Righteous, Innocent, Evangelical, Fun! - GOOD GRIEF - 03/24/1999 anonymous
University of Gods and Goddesses - UGG - 03/13/1999 - anonymous
Polygamy University - PU - 03/13/1999 - anonymous
Urim and Thummin University - UTU - 03/13/1999 - anonymous
Jesus Christ University - JCU
Latter Days School - LDS
University of God - U of G
University of God Holy - UGH
Joseph Smith University - JSU
Provo Righteous University Devine Evangelical - PRUDE
Provo University - PU
Book of Mormon University - BMU
Spiritual College All Mormon - SCAM
College of Universal God Always Righteous - COUGAR
Gordon's Organization Devine - GOD
Brigham Young's Order Benevolent - BYOB
I'm an apostate as well but I'm quite sure that not ONE of the posters here will do anything nearly as significant as what Brigham Young accomplished in his lifetime. That includes the lefty cartoonist. No, my great-great-grand aunt Emily Dow Partridge Young did not think much of him in his later years, but I'm quite sure we know at least as much about the first territorial Governor of Utah as the pompous cartoonist that did not belong to this family. I received a splendid education at BYU. Thank you Brigham Young! Wish you hadn't made the wrong call during the Mormon War though, as that land we bought for $77,000 in California in 1851 that you had us sell is now worth about $2 billion - 06/26/2009 - Edward Partidge Smith Lyman
Awesome!!!! Mormons can be some of the most hard-headed people imaginable. I once argued with a dyed-in-the-wool Mormon for six straight hours. By arguements end he wouldn't concede the smallest point despite the fact that he had demonstrated his almost complete ignorance at nearly every turn. - 12/14/2008 - gurumagoo
Its funny that the faggots on here making fun of mormons probably never went to college. I dont care what church you go to or if you dont go at all. Your all losers to have created a site like this. - 11/28/2007 - everyone
bringum young once said bringum young and bring alot! - 08/13/2007 - truth
if your not married by 27... its all over. - 08/03/2007 - James
I didn't quite get the Latin thing; is that Vulgate or Reformed? - 11/06/2003 - Brews R MeConky
A Word From An Official Representative of Brigham Young - 04/28/1999
I would just like to say that the reason the school was named after him, is because he founded it...I am his great-great-great granddaughter and I find it disgusting that you would want to rename his school. emily1985@aol.com
07/13/2003 - Public Note to Emily1985
Just because you are descended from Brigham Young doesn't mean you knew very much about him. His relationships with most of his wives was not good. For instance eleven of them divorced him and after he died most of the rest were left in poverty with no way to support themselves. It is hard for me to see how these circumstances would facilitate the transmission of accurate information to later generations.
And for the record, the university that Brigham Young set up in 1849 right after entering the valley of the Great Salt Lake, (which was really a transplantation of the fledgling University of Nauvoo) was later moved up on the bench near what became Fort Douglas is none other than THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH!
The church set up several dozen academies around the state beginning in the later years of Brigham's life and many more after his death. These were not universities but more like high schools or technical colleges. Each was named after Bro. Brigham to honor him and their geographic location, such as the Brigham Young Academy at Prove, the Brigham Young Academy at Logan, etc.
During the "persecution" of the church by the federal government in the 1880's for polygamy the church lost control over most of its property including their best university in Salt Lake and some of these academies. They were taken away from church control and administrated by others, who at times were simply to good members of the local area, other times friendly non-mormons and rarely unfriendly people. Most of the old academies morphed into local high schools such as Logan High School which still uses a few of the old academy buildings.
In the early part of the 1900's the church decided to move away from trying to run many small academies to concentrating their efforts on one larger educational institution. They selected the old Brigham Young Academy in Provo and began to build it into their flagship institute of higher learning. The academy in Rexburg refused to be dissolved and was stubborn enough and far enough away from Salt Lake that it survived as Ricks College and recently was made into BYU-Idaho. When the first generation of people educated in Utah went back east in large numbers for advanced degrees, most of them left the church. They are known in church history as "the lost generation," and included many of the church leaders' children. This provided even more motivation to build up BYU.
But until the salad days of Earnest Wilkinson (1960's), BYU was still in the shadow of the University of Utah. This is why most of the past General Authorities with college degrees, including Gordon B. Hinckley were educated at Utah and not at BYU. Wilkinson convinced fiscally conservative (tight fisted and nearly broke) church leaders such as Joseph Fielding Smith to pony up the money and even more miraculously he convinced highly regarded and educated Mormon professionals to come and teach at BYU when it was anything but a priviledge to do so. It wasn't until the 1970's that BYU was considered a reasonable alternative to the University of Utah for Mormon youth with any academic potential. Don't folks at BYU wonder why today the church often selects a person to be the President of BYU who is from the University of Utah? Cecil Samuelson is the most recent Utah man to hold this honor.
In Provo last time I visited, I saw an obnoxious T-shirt slogan. It said: " BYU- THE University of Utah." In fact the opposite is true. The University of Utah is the historical Brigham Young University. If Bro. Brigham were to rise from his grave and attend a BYU-Utah football game, he'd probably be wearing red.
I think Ezra Taft Bnson had a word for this attitude that is so characteristic of much of the clueless BYU studentbody: PRIDE. And Benson said, Emily my dear, that y'all are on the road to hell because of it. - 07/13/2003 - anon
10/26/1999 - anon
Note to Emily: Being the great-great-great (ad nauseum) whatever of Brigham Young is not exactly a unique title. With as many offspring as he had, is it any wonder that half the state of Utah doesnt preface their name with that connection.
(The following anonymous reply is posted exactly as received. It appears that "standards" are more important than correct grammar and punctuation.) "All that I have to say about this is that all of you that have submitted these degrating names are simple bitter because you can't meet the standards to get in! Kepp your nasty opinions to yourself! Half of you are perverts and if that is just a sampling of who you are I thank God your not going to my school!" 05/13/1999
Reich's College - 07/17/2000 - SaorStat@LasVegas.com
Thats not the mascot, thats the "Missionary Police" (BYU Police) Staking out dorms for "honor code" violations. - 06/13/2000 - anon
05/29/2000 - anon
This humble Elder is Antarctica bound if BKP "discerns" his identity. - anon
Stung by the recent vandalism of its main entrance sign by an Antarctia-bound Missionary, Mormon leaders have decided to change the name of Ricks College to BYU North.
Said Mr. B. Packer of the change, "Just see if those D---- intellectuals can satirize the good name of BYU."
In an unrelated story, a spokesman for Mr Packer claimed that he has still not received his subscription to "The Salamander Society".
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