Welcome to MormonWorks 2000!

MormonWorks 2000 is the PC formatting solution for the serious True Believing Mormon (TBM). As your leaders -- who would never lead you astray (my famous fudging during certain interviews was only to keep from casting our precious pearls before swine, you understand) -- we realize how hard it is, in this hi-tech dispensation, to live a worthy, TBM life while owning a PC which was developed by gentiles for common gentile-folk. The internet and software you may install on your PC may be very useful or entertaining, but without proper priesthood control they can create an insidious path which will let evil and impure notions enter your mind. As a result, the temptation to communicate with gentile sinners or view unholy material my arise, leading you on to the nefarious opportunity to visit sites which besmirch the Church or its leaders.

MormonWorks 2000 will make your PC obey as if it were developed by the Brethren themselves and manufactured in the upper room of the Salt Lake Temple! It automatically and constantly scans all files and screens all incoming data -- documents, URLs, graphics, discussion forums, chat rooms, downloads, newsgroups and more -- to ensure that you and your loved ones will never see or hear anything which is harmful, questionable, or uncomfortable to the delicate TBM mindset.

Additionally, MormonWorks 2000 will actually help you save time by smoothly managing your time and organizing your schedule -- weekly, monthly, yearly, and lifetime! But don't worry! Your local leaders will soon be contacting you about callings to fill in the time that this wonderful program will be creating! Think of the extra blessings!

Please! Don't risk your eternal salvation for one more minute. Install MormonWorks 2000 now, and through your PC we will continue to do your thinking for you!

To begin installation just click INSTALL below.