1.
Crazed was the man who communed on the sofa;
Self-designated and greedy profiteer.
From marriage vows he took several vacations;
Duped was that Emma, damnation bid her fear.

chorus:
Crazed was the man who communed on the sofa;
Traitor, and tyrant, with ever-roving eye-yi-yi-yies.
Mingling with cheaters, and liars, believers;
Power and glory was not the only prize.

2.
Blessed was Briggy to inherit the kingdom;
He led the faithful in ways that give us pause.
He far surpassed Brother Joseph in urging
Women to give all they could for the cause.

a new chorus:
Another crazed man who communed on the sofa;
Traitor, and tyrant, with ever-roving eye-yi-yi-yies.
Mingling with cheaters, and liars, believers;
Recycled power, and he thought himself a prize.

3.
Living deception as they rewrite their history;
Revising "her'tage" to fit a better mold.
Time marches on, and attracts other joiners.
Funding the profits, old doctrines are spun-told.

yet another chorus:
Crazed were those men; they commune through the ages;
Their brand of "worthy" puts believers in a jam-they-am.
Today, as the Internet is accessed by seekers;
Millions shall know HornyToads were just a sham.

1.
There is numbness all around,
When I go to church.
Yada-Yada is the sound,
Makes my stomach lurch.

Bishop Rick, self-deified.
Think-in-Sync, or step aside.
Stepford package, neatly tied.
When I go to church.

chorus:
Numb at church, numb at church.
Glazed and dazed, an empty search.
Get your "numbs" at church.

2.
Smiley fellows all around,
Wearing suits and ties.
Shake my hands, and shake me down.
Perpetuate those lies.

Testimonkies 'round me rot.
Fit the mold and grin a lot.
Seek for truth and find it not.
When I go to church.

chorus:
Numb at church, numb at church.
Glazed and dazed, an empty search.
Get your "numbs" at church.